Top Ten Babylon Bee Articles

The Babylon Bee is a satirical news website, often considered to be a conservative version of the Onion. Although known for their YouTube channel, they began by writing articles parodying current events and life issues.

The Top Ten

1 Martha's Vineyard Builds Planned Parenthood to Combat Rising Population of Minorities

2 Biden Calls Dave Ramsey's Radio Show for Advice on Paying Off $31 Trillion

3 Ancestry.com Revokes Genealogies of African Americans Who Don't Support Biden

4 God Moved to FBI Watch List After Pro-Life Comments Surface

5 War Solved: United States Puts Up Gun-Free Zone Sign in Ukraine

6 Biden Seen Shouting at Gas Station Sign to Lower Its Prices

7 Millennial Drops Support for Socialism After Learning How Hard It is to Get Avocado Toast in Venezuela

8 Man Leaves the 99 Bible Verses that Contradict Him to Go Find the One that Doesn't

9 SAT Now Just a Single Page Requiring You to Draw Devil Horns on a Picture of Trump

10 Texas Votes to Airlift Austin to California

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