Top 10 British Insults

The Top Ten
1 Wanker

One which I've overused. But only when I really, really mean it.

I'm of Irish descent. Wanker.

To me, this sounds funny.

It is not for a pervert

2 Git
3 Cheeky

If someone said this to me, I wouldn't be offended. These insults are lame. I know they're British, but seriously? Cheeky? Is that saying that their cheeks look big?

This has been used so much in my family, and naturally I say it as well.

And the way we use cheeky, it isn't really an insult. More of a light hearted dig.

4 Duffer
5 Divvy

Haha! So very british!

6 Gormless
7 Grotty

First entered the American vernacular via George Harrison in the movie Hard Day's Night, when he muttered "I think they're Grotty", when referring to some supposedly fashionable shirts somebody asked him about.
Shortly after that it was picked up and used by the California surfer sub-culture, gradually working its way into US fame by Moon Zappa's hilarious Valley Girl song in 1982.

Short for "grotesque", and later co-opted from the colloquial Val-Speak by Moon Unit Zappa in the famous 1980's song "Valley Girls", but mis-spelled by the media as "Grody- to the max! "

8 Nutter

I use this sometimes.

9 Munter
10 Nosey Parker

It looks like a nosey parker deserves a big punch on the bloody nose!

This one is always popping up in old books.

Meaning: "Telling someone they're getting into people's business and they're really annoying."

The Contenders
11 C**t
12 Ginger T**t
13 Homer Simpson
14 Bollocks
15 Pleb
16 Clangers
17 T**t
18 Tosser
19 Pandi
20 Bellend
21 Bawdy idle-headed foot-licker!
22 Disoriented
23 Poof
24 Dickhead

Yep. That insult is pretty good.

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