Top 10 Random Things to Yell Before You Slap SomeoneA list of random things to yell right before you slap some random person.
I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said Why did you eat Larry? @
What was? You haven't slapped him/her yet.
Damn Larry. He always gets his way.
And this is for Lenny! (slaps back)
I died. This is an awesome list
And I also like pie! (slaps)
I like pie! (Slaps someone)
Haha this list is amazing! To walk -no, sorry - STRIDE up to some random person, scream "How COULD you? " right before the mother of all slaps, would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up up with "What's to become of me and the baby?! "
I love saying this for no reason.
I hate my lil sis. Wish I could slap her while saying that, although it's not true.
If your slapping someone who is not your sibling this would be really funny
My baseball bat on your face! Let's go Lucille!
This list is hilarious! You made my day!
I love saying this.
Enter King Solomon to settle the dispute.
Imagine if a three year old does that...
Your baby? Weren't you v...?
SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode.
This makes me thinking about that Offspring song.
No! I'll sell my dirty socks and make a living!
Go get a job right now! (Slaps person)
No, this is Patrick!
No, this is Earth.
Depends on your gender
Nor does this penguin belongs to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry!
My penguin is fluffier than yours and you damn well know it!
Yes, grasp it, and then slap it.
This list is priceless!
This one got me laughing.
I will do this to everybody I know!
Hah... I'm going to do that some time.
Beat me up sis
How is this so low?
Both will result in being slapped anyway.
Let's me tickle you or I'll tickle you.