Top Ten Things Guys Will Never Understand

Being a girl can be hard sometimes. Some things guys will just never understand...
The Top Ten
1 Period cramps

I'm a guy and I've had basically a period simulator before. I've never felt more pain in my life. And every time I lose a bet or a fight with my girlfriend, I have to use that. It sucks. I'm sorry girls. Much respect.

I will never know how periods feel, and that's good because I will never want to know

2 Being afraid of spiders

There was a tarantula with us one time and I freaked out. I'm a GUY. This really isn't girl exclusive. However, I will not understand ants.

I am a guy and I'm afraid of spiders. This isn't really a girl thing.

3 Checking your hair and make up in every window or mirror

Laugh out loud this is so pathetic I see my neighbors do their makeup to walk twenty feet to their mailbox I mean seriously!

I think I understand what this is like. I'll sometimes check my hair to make sure it looks good if I pass a mirror

4 Having a closet full of clothes, but having 'nothing to wear'

Oh my gosh I have the biggest ever problem on this! My whole family teases me (including my mom and sister who are closer to tomboys than girly girls—not that I'm a girly girl mind you) and just don't seem to get it! Like I have a bunch of shirts and tons of different kinds of jeans (among other clothes), but my outfits are rarely perfect enough for me to be satisfied!

See we have nothing to wear because we never like people to see us wearing the same outfit. After a while you start to run out of good clothes combinations which makes the conclusion we have nothing to wear.

5 Crying at sad movies

I am a guy and I cry during sad movies! Notably when Dobby dies in Harry Potter and during two events of Inside Out (never thought a Pixar movie would make me sad but it did). However a girl I knew never understood why I got upset and she would always say "it's just a movie" but who cares if it's just a movie? It's still alright to cry when you need to. It's not a sin!

I'm a guy, and I will never understand this, I always feel a little bit sad, but never even close to crying and I've seen things like The Green Mile, Schindler's List, Boy In The Stripped Pajamas, and The Pursuit Of Happiness. Call me an emotionless bastard but I did not even come close to crying during any of these.

6 Eating tons of chocolate to make you feel better and then feeling fat

I eat tons of them! And yeah, I'm concerned about weight so that girls still find me attractive. Not necessarily a girly thing. And I'm afraid of spiders too!

I eat chocolate
Yet I never gain weight from it .-.
But then, it takes me forever to gain a pound, and less than a week to lose one, so yeah.

I eat tons of chocolate no matter how I'm feeling. Then try my best to cut down.
Side-note: I'm a man.

7 Talking on the phone for hours

One thing just leads to another which leads to another. And then that will leave to gossip things which will lead to another hour of talking on the phone.

What if their talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend. Then I think it's different.

8 Wearing a bra

This one can't be discussed at all: men don't wear bras and don't have to.

They will never understand will they?

9 Sexism

Most items in this list are sexist anyway.

10 Constantly saying I love you to your friends

I'm a man and I can't recall the last time I said this to a friend...
In fact, I never did. laugh out loud

I'm even a girl I can't do this too...

The Contenders
11 Child birth

Right! You are in more pain than ever, and all the men are like, "Eh, your fine, ooh I got a baby now and I didn't even DO ANYTHING!"

"It's like having your body split in half" What?

12 The struggle of putting skinny jeans on

Guys understand this. I've heard guys DO go through this struggle. FYI, I wouldn't understand this.

13 The need to fit in
14 Sneezing after putting on mascara
15 Wetting your pants after you laugh or sneeze
16 Pregnancy
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