Top Ten Things Guys Will Never Understand

I'm a guy and I've had basically a period simulator before. I've never felt more pain in my life. And every time I lose a bet or a fight with my girlfriend, I have to use that. It sucks. I'm sorry girls. Much respect.

I will never know how periods feel, and that's good because I will never want to know

There was a tarantula with us one time and I freaked out. I'm a GUY. This really isn't girl exclusive. However, I will not understand ants.

I am a guy and I'm afraid of spiders. This isn't really a girl thing.

It is a very common phobia.

Laugh out loud this is so pathetic I see my neighbors do their makeup to walk twenty feet to their mailbox I mean seriously!

I think I understand what this is like. I'll sometimes check my hair to make sure it looks good if I pass a mirror

Oh my gosh I have the biggest ever problem on this! My whole family teases me (including my mom and sister who are closer to tomboys than girly girls—not that I'm a girly girl mind you) and just don't seem to get it! Like I have a bunch of shirts and tons of different kinds of jeans (among other clothes), but my outfits are rarely perfect enough for me to be satisfied!

See we have nothing to wear because we never like people to see us wearing the same outfit. After a while you start to run out of good clothes combinations which makes the conclusion we have nothing to wear.

Not really, I just wear what I think is comfortable. Physical appearance couldn't matter less to me.

I am a guy and I cry during sad movies! Notably when Dobby dies in Harry Potter and during two events of Inside Out (never thought a Pixar movie would make me sad but it did). However a girl I knew never understood why I got upset and she would always say "it's just a movie" but who cares if it's just a movie? It's still alright to cry when you need to. It's not a sin!

I'm a guy, and I will never understand this, I always feel a little bit sad, but never even close to crying and I've seen things like The Green Mile, Schindler's List, Boy In The Stripped Pajamas, and The Pursuit Of Happiness. Call me an emotionless bastard but I did not even come close to crying during any of these.

I'm sorry. I'm a guy, and I have no shame to say I do cry on some movies. Those sad ones based on real life events, or those sad moments on old movies that remind you of childhood. Toy Story 3, The fox and the hound, I have no shame to admit it. I think it's nonsense not to be able to cry when you feel like.

I eat chocolate
Yet I never gain weight from it .-.
But then, it takes me forever to gain a pound, and less than a week to lose one, so yeah.

I eat tons of them! And yeah, I'm concerned about weight so that girls still find me attractive. Not necessarily a girly thing. And I'm afraid of spiders too!

I eat tons of chocolate no matter how I'm feeling. Then try my best to cut down.
Side-note: I'm a man.

One thing just leads to another which leads to another. And then that will leave to gossip things which will lead to another hour of talking on the phone.

What if their talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend. Then I think it's different.

This one can't be discussed at all: men don't wear bras and don't have to.

They will never understand will they?

Right! You are in more pain than ever, and all the men are like, "Eh, your fine, ooh I got a baby now and I didn't even DO ANYTHING!"

"It's like having your body split in half" What?

Guys understand this. I've heard guys DO go through this struggle. FYI, I wouldn't understand this.