1 Say things they don't like
2 Call something they like trash and then don't back it up with any proof
Friend: "Halo sucks! "
Me: "How?! "
Friend: "It just does."
3 Do things that they don't like
4 Make annoying sounds
My relatives constantly speak in baby talk and it annoys me.
5 Repeat what they say, but exaggerating a feature
For example, if their voice is higher than others, raise your voice to where only dogs can hear it.
6 If they don't want to be touched, hover your hand over their arm and say "I'm not touching you!"
This one is sure to destroy their self-control.
7 Play music they don't like
I went to a shopping mall once.And they were playing rap music.And the song was pretty boring.It felt like I should've broke the stereo.
8 Force things down their throats
9 Plug your ears and go "LALALALALA"
It will make them want to strangle you.
10 Have no manners
The Contenders
11 Repeat things over and over again
I would never ever do this. Ever! I would never ever do this. Ever! I would never ever do this. Ever! I would never ever do this. Ever! I would never ever do this. Ever!
I said, I would never ever do this. Ever...!
This is very effective.
12 Say something insulting over and over again, progressively getting louder
13 Brag
14 Spamming
15 Be depressed all the time
16 Whine
17 Say "why" to everything they say
ESPECIALLY when they threaten to hurt you and while they're hurting you.
18 Scream at them
Oh, a beautiful vision of ultimate liberation: pop and metal annihilating each other. Free at last!
19 Yell
20 Make them watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
21 Laugh at boring things
22 Speak like "Fred" the high pitched guy
23 Drop fries out of your window one by one as the car behind you runs over them
24 Ask for a Large Dr. Pepper with no onions
25 Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"