Top 10 Weirdest Inanimate Objects to Worship
I do not condone human sacrifice to the goldfish cracker god.The Top Ten
1 Goldfish Crackers
I didn't know people worshipped Goldfish Crackers. That makes me laugh for some reason... hmm.
I for one think it's perfectly rational to worship Goldfish crackers.
I hope someone knows why I made this number one.
2 A Stick
3 A Fossilized Tooth
4 Paper
5 Glass
6 An Xbox 360 with a Red Ring of Death
It is the god of hatred and sorrow.
7 An iPhone XS Max
Money's gone, but who cares?
8 A Double-Decker Bus
9 Cream Cheese
It's perfectly reasonably to worship cream cheese as well.
10 Money
This is so deep that I had to add it.
The Contenders
11 A Brain
12 An Octopus's Severed Tentacle
What if it's Cthulhu's cousin?
13 A Tambourine
14 A Bottle Cap
15 A Banana
16 Potatoes
P O T A T O! HAIL POTATO! THE POTATO AGE IS ARISING!
ALL HAIL POTATO! LORD OF SPUDS AND VARIETY! GRACE US WITH YOUR WONDERFUL FLAVOR AND BRILLIANCE!
17 Moldy Dentures
18 The Virtual Boy
"All hail the Virtual Boy!" - Tomodachi Life
19 Smarties
Smarties are a colour-varied sugar-coated chocolate confectionery. They have been manufactured since 1937.
20 A Bottle of Glue
21 A Piano
The piano is a musical instrument played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands.
22 A Rock
Good, good - Star
23 Salami
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