Top 10 Lists/Posts Santa Claus Would Make If He Had an Account On TheTopTens

If Santa Claus was here, he would probably do this:

The Top Ten

1 Top Ten Trolls That Are Going On the Naughty List

I'm not going to the naughty list, I don't believe in Santa, he is not real, I always open my gifts at 12 am. Period.

Martinglez deserves an Oscar for making this list. Ten of them.

2 Top 10 TopTenners Who Are Going In the Naughty List

He will probably put anyone who is against the policy here - TwilightKitsune

Santa is AGAINST the policy! Haha

Admin would never approve of this. - PositronWildhawk

3 Top 10 TopTenners Who Are Going to the Good List

We all know Ace_of_Spades is in that list.

Am I on it? - TwilightKitsune

4 Top 10 Worst Cookies People Leave for Me In Their Houses

This is actually a pretty good idea! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

He eats mince pies.


5 Top 10 Best Types of Elves

I know elves aren't real, but if they were I might hang out with a Lord of the Rings elf. - Skullkid755

6 Post Series: My Christmas Day
7 Top 10 Christmas Songs With the Word Santa In Them

You better shut up, you better go cry, you better shut up cause I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is not real after all

He'd overreact when people add "Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year." - PositronWildhawk

8 Post Series: Coal: Where I Get It From
9 Top 10 TopTenners Who Want an I-Phone for Christmas
10 Top 10 Worst Boozes I Have Drank.

Yes not milk.

The Contenders

11 Post Series: Why You Should Clean Up Your Chimney

Wow…I never knew he felt so strongly about the cleanliness of our chimneys. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 Top 10 Best Reindeer
13 Top 10 TopTenners Who Don't Believe in Me
14 Top 10 Worst Grotto's
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