Top 10 Lists/Posts Santa Claus Would Make If He Had an Account On TheTopTensMartinglez If Santa Claus was here, he would probably do this:
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I'm not going to the naughty list, I don't believe in Santa, he is not real, I always open my gifts at 12 am. Period.
Martinglez deserves an Oscar for making this list. Ten of them.
He will probably put anyone who is against the policy here - TwilightKitsune
Santa is AGAINST the policy! Haha
Admin would never approve of this. - PositronWildhawk
We all know Ace_of_Spades is in that list.
Am I on it? - TwilightKitsune
This is actually a pretty good idea! - BlueTopazIceVanilla
He eats mince pies.
I GIVE YOU NICE PRESENTS, WHY DO YOU GIVE ME COCONUT?!?! - PositronWildhawk
I know elves aren't real, but if they were I might hang out with a Lord of the Rings elf. - Skullkid755
You better shut up, you better go cry, you better shut up cause I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is not real after all
He'd overreact when people add "Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year." - PositronWildhawk
Wow…I never knew he felt so strongly about the cleanliness of our chimneys. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
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