Top Ten Lists That Should Never Be Made On TheTopTens


The Top Ten

1 Top Ten TopTenners You'd Like To Slaughter

Imagine how cruel it would be to be at number 1, or even on the list! - Turkeyasylum

This would be cruel - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Oh no :(

2 Top Ten Reasons TheTopTens User Wolftail Loves Being Olive Bread
3 Top Ten Reasons The British Need To Go To The Dentist

I am sick to death of stereotypes like these. - Turkeyasylum

4 Music Artists You'd Like To Perform At The 3000000 Baghdad Olympics Opening Ceremonies

Yeah, like stupid Muslim country such as Iraq would ever host the Olympic Games.

All the artists would be dead by 3000000... - Turkeyasylum

I'm not sure if TheTopTens will still here in 3 000 000... - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

5 Top Ten Reasons To Hate Earth

Whoever made this is gonna be very upset when they find out what's beneath their feet. - Turkeyasylum

This is the type of list Grumpy Cat would do - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

6 Top Ten Reasons French Onion Soup Is Better Than Getting A Flat Tire In The Desert

To be honest, I can picture this being Comparisans' newest list. - Turkeyasylum

7 Top Ten Reasons North Korea Should Nuke The United States, Canada, and The United Kingdom

Why would someone want Kim-Jong Un to make the decision of killing millions of people? - Turkeyasylum

I wouldn't mind if he nuked the United States, though I would have a problem if Canada and the UK were to be attacked.

8 Top Ten Reasons To Never Read A TheTopTens List

Um... you're reading one right now. - Turkeyasylum

9 Top Ten Best Regions of the Body to Puke On Your Girlfriend

How rude.

10 Top Ten Ways to Stick Your Tongue Out

Hey Miley Cyrus, here's a useful list for you! - Turkeyasylum

The Contenders

11 Top 10 Cartoon Characters You'd Like to Have Sex With

This item is pointless. Just let them like their waifus.

12 Top 10 Reasons Why Ebola Is Better Than Adventure Time

Adventure time means awesomness,of course ebola doesn't! I love marceline the vampire queen.

13 Top 10 Reasons Why Chris Brown Is So Much Better Than Evanescence
14 Top Ten Reasons Why Adolf Hitler is Actually Right
15 Top Ten Reasons Why Rape Should Be Legal
16 Top Ten Reasons to Kill All Dogs and Cats
17 Top Ten Reasons to Hate Black People
18 Top Ten Reasons Why Murder Should Be Legal
19 Ways to Kill Barack Obama
20 Top Ten Cartoon Characters Who Should Get Sent to a Concentration Camp
21 Best Things About Adolf Hitler
22 Top Ten Reasons Why (Inset TheTopTens User) Should Die
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