Top Ten Lord of the Rings Quotes to Use During Sex

The Top Ten
1 Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
2 You'll have to toss me. Don't tell the elf!
3 It is a strange thing that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over such a small thing.
4 I didn't know you rode bareback, Gandalf!
5 You could say I have a professional interest in your ring.
6 The air doesn't smell so foul down here. If in doubt, always follow your nose.
7 You have my sword. And you have my bow.
8 No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!
9 I always like moving south, sometimes it feels like going downhill.
10 I am no man!
The Contenders
11 We have only one choice. The ring must be destroyed.

What are we waiting for?

12 My precioussssssss
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