Top Ten Lyrical Pick-Up Lines

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Feeling lucky? Why not take a chance and try out one of these in the hope of picking up somebody who gets the reference.

Credit is due to PositronWildhawk, who started an admirable series of pick-up line lists, from which this gathers inspiration. Check them out.

The Top Ten

1 "Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name?" - The Doors

Cute, funny, and sassy, my girlfriend said that to me and I kissed her to death

If a girl ever said this to me, I'd marry her on the spot. - PetSounds

2 "Hey babe, your hair's all right; hey babe, let's go out tonight." - David Bowie

I've thought about saying this to a girl in the hope that she's cool enough to get the reference, but haven't had the guts yet. - PetSounds

"Your face is a mess" also would've stolen her heart, right? - keycha1n

I love this song! This is one of my favourite David Bowie songs! - Wolftail

3 "Now I need you more than ever, let's spend the night together." - The Rolling Stones

Direct and to the point. The Stones never beat around the bush. - PetSounds

Instantly recognisable. Great song by the stones. - IronSabbathPriest

4 "Come on baby, don't say maybe, I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me." - Eagles

It would work best with a banjo. - PetSounds

5 "Can I take you home, where we can be alone?" - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
6 "Why don't we get drunk and screw?" - Jimmy Buffett

This one's even more direct than the Stones' line. - PetSounds

Something to chance upon just anyone. Or not. - PositronWildhawk

7 "Every man's got his patience, And here's where mine ends - I Want Your Sex" - George Michael, I Want Your Sex

Direct to the point. I read this song was banned in many countries. - Metal_Treasure

8 "Don't want to wait 'til you know me better, Let's just be glad for the time together" - KISS, Lick It Up
9 "There's no one home, we're all alone; come into my room and play." - Simon and Garfunkel
10 "Come out Virginia, don't let me wait. You Catholic girls start much too late. Aw, but sooner or later it comes down to fate. I might as well be the one." - Billy Joel

I had a close call when I started singing this around a devout Catholic friend. - PetSounds

The Contenders

11 "Come, come, come a little bit closer, I want to play doctor, It keeps getting harder, harder, harder to keep me away" - Bon Jovi, Let's Make It Baby
12 "Come a little closer, Let me whisper in your ear how the good Lord in his wisdom made you so and put you here" - Whitesnake, Love Man
13 "Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one, When you gonna give me some time, Sharona" - The Knack
14 "Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us. Why don't we do it in the road?" - The Beatles

I imagine this would appeal to a certain type of person. Not me, but whatever. - PetSounds

15 "But you can come along with me, 'cause we got a lot of things to do now. And we'll have fun, fun, fun now that Daddy took the T-Bird away." - The Beach Boys

I think disliking this song is humanly impossible. - PetSounds

16 "You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." - Bloodhound Gang

Now this is just absurd on another level! - PositronWildhawk

17 Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Awesome song by my favourite progressive band, Pink Floyd. - IronSabbathPriest

Shine On You Crazy Diamond! - IronSabbathPriest

Funny cause this lyric could not be further from a pick up line lmao

18 "Number 47 said to number 3, you're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company, come on and do the jailhouse rock with me. LETS ROCK!" - Elvis Presley

Hard to believe this got past the censors in 1957.

19 "Listen, Do You Want To Know A Secret?" - The Beatles
20 "You can leave your hat on" - Joe Cocker
21 "If I don't do it somebody else will" - Dr. John
22 "Gardener's daughter stopped me on my way on the day I was to wed. It is you who I wish to share my body with, she said" - Cat Stevens
23 "There's nothing wrong with me loving you. If the spirit moves ya let me groove ya good..." Marvin Gaye
24 "Hey, have you ever tried, really reaching out for the other side"- David Gates (Bread)
25 "If you're wondering what this all is leading to, I want to make it with you" - David Gates
26 "I've known it from the moment that we met, no doubt in my mind where you belong" - Bob Dylan
27 "Lay lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed" - Bob Dylan
28 "Whatever colors you have in your mind, I'll show them to you and make them shine" - Bob Dylan
29 "I said 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side" - Lou Reed
30 "Save your goodbyes for the morning light but don't let me be lonely tonight" - James Taylor
31 "It's a little bit funny, this feelin' inside..." - Elton John
32 "Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock" - Lloyd
33 "You spread your legs open cause I was raised on X-Videos & porno mags" - Slipknot
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Top Remixes

1. "Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name?" - The Doors
2. "Now I need you more than ever, let's spend the night together." - The Rolling Stones
3. "Hey babe, your hair's all right; hey babe, let's go out tonight." - David Bowie
PetSounds
1. "Every man's got his patience, And here's where mine ends - I Want Your Sex" - George Michael, I Want Your Sex
2. "Don't want to wait 'til you know me better, Let's just be glad for the time together" - KISS, Lick It Up
3. "Come, come, come a little bit closer, I want to play doctor, It keeps getting harder, harder, harder to keep me away" - Bon Jovi, Let's Make It Baby
Metal_Treasure

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