Top Ten Best Lyrics From VeggieTales Silly Songs

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The Top Ten

1 When a whack Egyptian- Black belt kung Fu! Started whoopin' it up- On his homey Hebrew! Coulda called the cops stood back but instead- He took a big stick upside of his head!
2 Baby he needs to tell you something! I don't got a belly button! No bell-y but-ton! Oh I need to tell you something! Have you figured out he don't got a belly button? Belly button no! Oh no no...
3 And if you went away my heart would never heal... So to you he appeals. There's something missing in my middle and it's hard to ignore... There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
4 Listen to the tomato, isn't it sad? He can't sing, poor tomato. He wishes he could sing. Strong and sweet like the cucumber. But he can't... Can't even... whistle. Alright that's it, señor! Come over here and let me sing you a song! ¡Adios, amigos!
5 Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
6 Cause he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart. And there ain't nothin' gonna tear you two apart. And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese, he would get down on his hands and knees to see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt.
7 Yo! Listen to the boys and we'll tell you- Now! How loosin' your cool and having a- Cow! Can run you out when your lid gets flipped and get your mug up all over Egypt! Na na na, na na na na, na na na na na na.
8 I won't feel grand if I take off my hat. The sun's gettin' hot and my hat just might go flat. My hat it might go flat and my sweets will melt like thaaaat! Oh hurry mister trolly before my dapperness goes flat.
9 Everybody's got a water buffalo yours is fast but mine is slow, oh where'd we get them I don't know but everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
10 Mm, mm, mm, mmm... Now the moral of our story it's the point we hope we've made: When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid.

The Contenders

11 Oh wheeee-ere is my hair-brush? Oh wheeee-ere is my hair-brush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeee-ere... is my hair-brush?
12 A great big squash just sat upon my hat! A great big squash just squished my hat real flat! He squashed my hat he made it flat he squished my snack oh what of thaaaat?! Oh tell me anybody now whaddya think of that?
13 Well I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping pong and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall. And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
14 Baby that I'm the one whose love is no surprise... And he can't tell you no lie. But there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no more. There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
15 Pizza Angel please come to me! Come to me! Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel I'm on my knees! On my knees! I will miss you for eternity!... I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel...
16 The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo it lies atop a mound of snow, high in the hills where the colds blow The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!Come on! Let's go! The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
17 Oh-oh, you and me, in our sport utility vehicles, cruisin' to 7-11 for a bag of Frito Lays! Oh-oh, you and me, in our sport utility vehicles! We'll slam into four-wheel drive and pick up a dozen eggs!
18 I have my chocolate placed upon my lap. I feel so good you just cannot help that. I have my snack a chocolate pack of chocolate this and chocolate that! Oh golly Mr. Nezzer now whaddya think of that?
19 [Larry] Oh golly! Uh, what's your name [Scallion #1] They've never given me a name. I've been around since show 1 and I still don't have a name. [Larry] Now whaddya think of that?
20 Please don't cry Barbara. You're a nice manatee. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all. And you can't come because you don't speak french. Au revoir!
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1. When a whack Egyptian- Black belt kung Fu! Started whoopin' it up- On his homey Hebrew! Coulda called the cops stood back but instead- He took a big stick upside of his head!
2. Baby he needs to tell you something! I don't got a belly button! No bell-y but-ton! Oh I need to tell you something! Have you figured out he don't got a belly button? Belly button no! Oh no no...
3. And if you went away my heart would never heal... So to you he appeals. There's something missing in my middle and it's hard to ignore... There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
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