Top 10 Reasons Why Bluediamondfromnowhere Will Not Steal Positronwildhawk's Bacon Sandwich

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The Top Ten
1 She dislikes bacon

I don't like the taste of bacon.

Well, I'm vegetarian, so that rules out this sandwich for me

Finally I am not the only one who doesn't like bacon!

Coward,at least rob it for fun and not eat it

2 Stealing is bad

At least you didn't say stealing is wrong...

And bad is fun!

But fun

But its fun

3 She can make better sandwiches

COOKING CONTEST TIME!
Positron: Makes Halo bacon sandwich.
River: Makes Demon Burger.
Me: Makes a Halo Demon Underworld Warrior Cat Burger/ Sandwich/ Pavlova/ Fry.

It's cooking contest time! (My obsession with Cilan has gone too far confirmed)

I'm guessing not,and that's why I'm planning to rob positrons sandwich instead of yours

Is that a challenge, mein freund? You haven't seen my cooking skills.

4 She is way too busy for that

Why are you always busy! Or are you lying to make excuses

5 She doesn't want to steal

Baby!

6 Bacon makes her sick

I must say, you're quite brave being able to admit this.

7 It doesn't belong to her

But you can make it belong to you by stealing it!

Yea,it's GOING,to belong to me

8 She is nicer than that

You need to be strong

9 Stealing is a waste of time

This list is a waste of time

10 It would ruin hours of work made by someone else