Most Effective Ways to Waste or Ruin Your Life

"So, what're you in here for, wimp? "
"Well, let's see... Arson, mass murder...”

"...Why? "

So what you gonna do. I mean. How in the world would you gather the materiels to do something that bad. spend a million dollars trying to ruin your life.-bloom

Every time someone asks you a question, what do you say. "No". Doing an interview with someone who ruined there life this way.-Bloom

Unless if you're in a toxic relationship, then you can shut them out of your life.

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This isn't wasting your life. I find it rather fun. It will be my new hobby

People who work in sales do it all the time...

Well, they are the snack that smiles back...

I shall sacrafice myself to the golfish cracker gods. *sets self on fire*-bloom

I have been searching for the rare unicorn for years. My search is far from over and I am far from giving up. everyone who knows what logic is says- "UNICORNS AIN'T REAL".
NOOOOOOO! all my work was for nothing.-Bloom

I would much rather chase a alicorn - Star

Because you got eaten by a T-rex-Bloom

time travel can't waste nor ruin your life, the chances of time travel ruining you is impossible because only you have access to/with the control/controls to no control/controls at all to where in all of history & existence you end up in even though spacetime is randomized naturally, the fluidity of existence is no different than the sea/ocean

Everyone wants the villain to lose. Well, except for said villain.

Hey, what do you do in your free time.
I grab some matches and light ducks on fire.
What is your favorite hobbie.
Stalking.
Really, my favorite hobbie is playing pool.
I know. I found that out when I stalked last month.
(a conversation using text messeges)-Bloom

Thing is though, it takes a lot of work and effort to be a villain. You technically aren't wasting your life completely by putting effort into your job.

I'm already evil! (well, my mom thinks I am evil.

Sounds fun - Star

I have become mad! Stab, stab, stab. HEHEHEHEHEE!-Bloom

greatest gift of fate, the island is your temple

Also sounds fun - Star

Maybe Hitler didn’t really commit suicide and this is what he did

Delicous-Bloom