Top Ten Reasons You Should Talk to Dapperpickle

please...its cold.

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The Top Ten

1 He Makes Crappy Jokes and Puns

2 He ls a Very Sexy Pickle

Very sexy.

Nope.

3 He Is Very Lonely

4 You Always Pick The Topic

5 He Is a Cynic and Secretly Hates Everybody

Even me �" but I'm your girlfriend

6 He Is Very Retro

7 He Has Controversial Opinions

8 He Got 1k Likes On a Youtube Comment This One Time

Where?

9 He Is Desperate

10 He Is Scottish