Top 10 Dumb Things FladevousEniker Will Promise to Do If He Becomes President of America

Hello there you little b*stard! Would you mind revo- I mean vote for me for pres of the US, I promise I wouldn't spy on you
#flad4presoftehusa2016 may salvation be upon you my social marxist fighters!

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The Top Ten

1 He will give condoms to everyone in Africa!

2 He will legalize drugs

Blaze it kids!

3 He will give free "pink slime" hamburgers to starving vegetarians in America

4 He will purge his opposition

Oh you dare to rebel? Burn at the stake!

5 He will built a wall larger than the Great Wall of China in the border of Canada

Damn Canadian moose ninjas, always terrorising the peaceful land of of the US

6 He will blow up every abortion clinics in America and in the world

Devil Doctor:I like to kill the babiez in americah
Redneck Jesus:Did somebody say "Americah"? *blows up the clinic*

7 He will shoot every Mexican ninjas that dares to jump over the Great Wall of America

8 He will give nukes to Iceland

Damn Iceland that litte pimple of the universe it's about time for me to give you nukes for "peace and defense" purpose *glances at Scandinavia* dem vikings

9 He will "secure" the oil fields in the Middle East

Oh my! Iran bombs the oil fields! It's time to nuke'em into a big crater!

10 He will spread "freedom" to Norway

Norway, the least democratic, happy, and patriotic nation on earth! It's time to spread the wings of freedumz to this foreign land