TheTopTens Has You Held Hostage... (SpongeBob Parody)

MontyPython User: Hm... That's it. I'm going to leave TheTopTens for good.

TheTopTens: Boo.

User: AGGGH *Runs to door*

TheTopTens: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE USER, I'VE ALREADY GLUED THE DOOR SHUT

User: *Tries to break through glass but can't*

TheTopTens: NICE TRY USER, BUT I REPLACED ALL THE GLASS WITH RUBBER
User: *Tries to go through toilets*

TheTopTens: TOO LATE USER, I'VE ALREADY CLOOOGED ALL THE TOOOOOOIIIIILEEEEETS

Moral: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THETOPTENS, THERE'S NO WAY OUT

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This is sickeningly clever, my friend. - Garythesnail

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