Music Hunger Games: Episode 3 - I Promise
MontyPython [Bob Dylan and George Harrison run into a cave]Bob: *Pant* George...
George: Yeah..? *Pant*
Bob: You think we'll be safe in here?
George: Yeah.. We will. *Looks through bag* There's food and water in here.
Bob: Medicine? Rope? Weapons?
George: None. Just food and water.
Bob: Damn. We'll have to make our own weapons.
George: How?
Bob: I'll grab some branches and rocks, we'll sharpen the branches with the rocks.
George: Oh, I see.
Bob: Then we'll also make a fire.
George: Great idea! Here, I'll help you collect sticks and stones.
Bob: No, you stay put and protect the goods. Alright?
George: Yup.
Bob: *Steps outside and begins collecting while singing* To be without a home... Like a complete unknown. *Tosses stone and watches it roll* Like a rolling stone! *Begins to hum harmonica solo*
George: Hey, don't be so loud.
Bob: Sorry! Oh, and George?
George: Yeah?
Bob: How many roads do you assume we have to walk down?
George: Bob, this is a forest. There's no roads.
Bob: Oh.. Right.
George: Wait! There's a road over there!
Bob: REALLY?!
George: No.
Bob: Damn you, Harrison.
[Plant and Page are walking through the woods at night]
Robert Plant: Jimmy?
Jimmy Page: Yeah?
Robert Plant: Look. *Points towards smoke*
Jimmy: That must mean someone's startin' a campfire.
Robert: That also means.. Someone's going to die. *Grabs throwing knives*
Jimmy: I agree... *Grabs bow and arrows*
[David Gilmour is sitting by the fire, shivering and sick]
David: This stinks...
Syd Barrett: *Walks over to him with a dead fish* Hush up and stop complaining. Now, start cookin' this fish. Imma get some more.
David: T-Thanks, Syd. I appreciate this a lot..
Syd: It's nothing.
David: Can.. Can you stay here for a bit before you go back to the pond?
Syd: I... Sure. *sits down*
David: Thanks.
[They sit there in silence]
David: .... Syd?
Syd: Hm?
David: Are you scared?
Syd: Scared...? Well... To be honest, no.
David: I am. And I know I'm going to die.
Syd: Shut the hell up about that. You shouldn't say things like that.
David: Well it's true-
Syd: NO. I'm NOT letting that happen. We've been best friends, almost BROTHERS, since we were lil', David. If anyone dies, it's the rest of those tributes and me. You'll live. And since you can't protect yourself right now due to you bein' sick and all, I'll protect you myself.
David: ...... *Smiles softly* Thank you.
Syd: ..... *Turns fish around fire* Like I said before, it's nothing.
[They sit in silence again]
Syd: I'm goin' to go get some more fish. If anythin' bad happens, just yelp.
David: That'll be easy.
Syd: *Leaves*
David: *Smiles and sighs*
Robert: Aww, how sweet.
David: *Gasps and looks behind him*
N-No...
Jimmy: Sorry. I'm afraid it's over for you.
David: SYD-
Robert: *Stabs his throat*
Jimmy: *Shoots bow into his head*
David: *Falls back into fire and dies*
Robert: Heh.. *Turns around and runs into Paul McCartney* AGH!
Paul: Shh!
Robert: Who the, how the...
John Lennon: Don't worry. We won't kill ya. We actually liked what we saw...
Jimmy: And...?
Paul: Let's form an alliance.
Robert: *Turns to Jimmy*
Jimmy: *Shrugs*
Robert: S-Sure.
Paul: It's settled then. Come on, we're gonna go find a cave to rest in.
Jimmy: Good idea.
[They all leave, then Syd returns, dropping the fish and staring at David's burned corpse]
Syd: D-David....?
[Syd falls to his knees and begins to sob]
Syd: I... I broke my promise... I FAILED YOU DAVE! *Covers face*
[After a long moment of crying, Syd gets up and grabs his things. He then looks over to David again and shakes his head]
Syd: I'm sorry, my friend. I'll try to win for you. You won't be forgotten, and I'll kill the bastards that took your life.
[Syd runs off, letting the fire burn out]
[Meanwhile at the middle of the games where everyone started at, Keith Moon is waiting for John Entwistle to return with some mint leaves]
Keith: *Looks over to see John* A ha! Time to prank him... *Hides behind box* JOHN! ME CHEST WONT STOP BLEEDING! I'M DYING!
John E: *Runs over, looking around frantically for Keith* KEITH?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Keith: *Singing* I know you can see me now here's a SURPRISE! *Tackles John*
John E: ACK! *Falls back, and begins to glare at Keith* WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU SCARED THE LIVING SH*T OUTTA ME!
Keith: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Sorry!
John E: Ugh... Anyways, I got the leaves.
Keith: Hooray! Now we can eat them when we run outta food!
John E: Next time when I go out, I'll make sure to not get fooled again.
Keith: That's cheesy.
John E: I know.
DEAD THIS TIME:
David Gilmour: DISTRICT 10
This episode was more serious and emotional than the last. Well... Thanks for reading!
Comments
I thought the rings of smoke through the trees were in Robert Plant's dreams... - PetSounds
I thought it was his thoughts... - MontyPython
Bugger me sideways, you're right. - PetSounds
The masterful saga continues...
Again kudos! And again the Keith and John E scene works so well, the classic comic relief )
So Much Fun...MontyAshDennis - Billyv
Great work there, especially the Dave and Syd scene. Since I sponsor Axl and Slash, I would like to give them a landmine. Plant it carefully and make sure not to step on it - Songsta41
Axl will probably want to plant it around Cobain. - MontyPython
Nice - bobbythebrony
Very sad poor Syd - 2storm