A Musician's Diary: Episode 1

MontyPython (Note: This is just a non-serious fun series. It is not only revolved around one musician.)

Dear Journal,

Well, it's my first time ever writing in one of these, y'know, journals. And NO. I refuse to call this a DIARY. Psh, when I die I will. Heh heh! Anyways, I'll start off fresh.

My name is John Henry Bonham.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm that famous drummer from Led Zeppelin. Oooh, didn't expect that one now did'ya? Ha ha!

Anyways, let's talk about some things.

The other day, someone came by and asked for my autograph. Being the nice and kind fellow I am, I accepted! But suddenly, when I began to speak and sign his lil' t-shirt, he had the oddest look on his face... When I returned his now-signed t-shirt, he kept his same look and received his shirt without saying a word. Not even a simple, "Wow! Thanks Bonzo!". A bit angered, I asked politely, "What's the matter?" Soon enough, being a complete arse, he replies awkwardly, "Your voice... It sounds... High pitched."
Later, he babbled about how I looked and expected to sound "tough", WHEN I DO! My voice AIN'T GIRLY! Whatever, screw em! Screw em all!

From your OH-SO MANLY friend, John Henry Bonham.

Comments

Cool - bobbythebrony (11/14/2015)

Thanks! - MontyPython (11/14/2015)