Music Hunger Games: Episode 8 - Insanity
MontyPython [Bob Dylan and George Harrison are preparing to leave somewhere else]George: This cave was getting too damp anyways.
Bob: Yeah. *Finishes packing* Lets head out now, Harrison!
George: Wait, something in the way the wind blows attracts me like no other windmill...
Bob: You're cheesy.
George: *Laughs*
[They Leave and Wander Into the Forest]
[Robert Plant and John Bonham begin to collect items so they could go to a different part of the arena with John and Paul]
Bonzo: I can't believe it... I just can't wrap my mind around it... Jimmy can't be dead!
Robert: It *is* hard to believe, but he is. And we'll have to accept that.
Bonzo: *Sighs, running a hand through his own hair* And we also know that a mutant sh*t-head killed Page, so we're not safe overall.
Robert: We were never safe to begin with. *Looks up at sky* Sh*t...
Bonzo: What is it now?
Robert: I believe it's starting to snow, strangely. This morning it was bleedin' hot, now it ain't. Weird.
Bonzo: What the hell? Damn...
Robert: *Sighs and looks down at ground, biting his lip*
Bonzo: Percy?
Robert: Yeah?
Bonzo: It... *Sighs and pats his shoulder* It'll be alright.
Robert: *Smiles* Thanks, Bonzo.
Bonzo: *Nods* Anytime. Now let's hurry to find Lennon and McCartney. I don't wanna get frostbite.
Robert: Okay!
[They run off]
[John Lennon and Paul McCartney are walking towards to the center of the arena]
John: Ugh. Snow?
Paul: Hey, you're right, it is snow!
John: Dammit! Those game makers just wanna kill us off like flies.
Paul: That is the goal, after all. *Adjusts bag*
John: Yeah well- *Runs into someone* OW! *Looks up* Watch where you're go-.... Wait...
Paul: .... George?
George Harrison: John..? Paul?! IT'S *YOU*! *Grins* How's it been?! Oh, Bob! C'mere!
Bob Dylan: *Runs over, carrying harmonica that he was given from Billyv* I GOTTA HARMONICA! Wait, John? Paul? You found them?
George: Yeah! So lads, like I said before, how are you?
John: Fine. You?
George: Great, now! Say, didn't you plan to team up with Rings? Where is the guy?
Paul: .... G-George...
George: ..... Oh. He's dead...?
Paul: Y-Yeah, but you see, he died by someone killing him.
George: What?! Who killed him?!
Paul: .....
John: ..... We did.
George: .... You're joking, right? Otherwise, I'm deaf?
John: No. We killed him. He would hold us back, Harrison.
George: .... You sick BASTARDS! *Grabs knife* I'LL CUT YER BLEEDIN' HEADS OFF!
Paul: WHA! GEORGE, CALM DOWN!
Bob: *Grabs George* C'mon! We don't have time for them!
George: *Growls* I'LL KILL YA!
[Bob drags Harrison off]
John: .... Dear god....
Paul: What have we done?
[Robert and Bonzo run over]
Robert: Hello!
Bonzo: Did we miss anything?
Paul: .... Nothing.
John: Yeah. It was nothing.
[Slash walks into the cave Bob and George abandoned]
Slash: I'll... I'll stay here. *Sets things broken up supplies down and sits* Damn, it's freezing... *Huddles into knees* And I'm alone, too. *Lays onto side* With nothing but crap... Will I even make it?
[Slash closes his eyes]
Slash: Maybe... Maybe I should sleep.
[Slash falls asleep, but ends up dying in his sleep due to hypothermia. The supplies basket had came when he died. A canon goes off.]
[Roger Waters, Rick Wright, and Syd Barrett are making a fort out of wood from the forest to protect themselves from rain and snow]
Rick: Ow... My hands are freezing...
Roger: A-At least we have the fire...
Syd Barrett: H-Hey, I'm gonna go into the woods to get s'more wood. M'kay?
Roger: I don't give a sh*t! Just GO!
Rick: *Shoots a glare at Roger* Be nice! And lower your voice tone!
Roger: *Rolls eyes* Whatever!
[Syd wanders into the woods with an axe he shaped himself]
Syd: *Steadies axe against tree* Okay... One... Two... Three-
?: Syd?
Syd: *Turns around quickly* AUGH! OH GOD-... Oh. It's just you David.
Vision of David Gilmour: Yeah, calm down there tough guy. *Chuckles* Anyways, Syd, what have you been up to?
Syd: Nothin' really, David. I formed and alliance with Roger and Rick.
Vision David: Huh... Syd?
Syd: Yeah, David?
Vision David: Roger and Rick... They're just using you...
Syd: What? N-No, David. They're not. I'm their friend-
Vision David: They want you for your supply basket that you grabbed at the center of the arena. Isn't that right?
Syd: No. It's not...
Vision David: Oh come on, Syd. Look at yourself. They took you in! You were in the stage of a weak coward. And you couldn't stop blubbering over the death of me! Remember, you failed me, Syd...
Syd: David, *don't*. Please stop...!
Vision David: And now they're taking you and using you for what you earned. What a pity. *Looks over shoulder* They don't deserve to live... You see that axe, Syd?
Syd: *Drops axe and falls to knees* Stop it...
Vision David: Take it, Syd, and chop their stomaches open.
Syd: STOP IT...
Vision David: Because of YOUR lazy act, you took away MY LIFE. I deserve something in return, Syd. I deserve something special. I want THEIR HEADS GASHED OPEN. Brains splattered all over the snow. It'll be a beautiful shade of pink, won't it Syd?
Syd: STOP IT!
Vision David: KILL THEM, SYD! KILL THEM! LET THEM BURN IN HELL!
Syd: *Screams* LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vision David: I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU SYD. I'M IN YOUR DREAMS! *Walks over to him, then whispers in his ear* I am your dreams...
[Syd looks at him, tears streaming down his face. The vision of David puts his palms on his cheeks and smiles.]
Vision David: Oh Syd. All I ask for is one wish. Promise me you'll grant it.
[Roger Waters and Rick Wright run over]
[The vision of David disappears]
Roger: SYD! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
Rick: Are you alright?!?!
Syd: *Looks at them and twitches slightly, then shakes head* Y-Yeah... *Picks up axe* J-Just... Lemme chop down this tree...
[Roger and Rick look at each other with worried looks]
[Kurt Cobain and Dave Grohl wake up]
Kurt: Snow?
Dave: Huh. That's nice. *Pats it a little*
Kurt: Should we just stay here?
Dave: Yeah. We can make a fire when we get cold.
Kurt: Yeah. Good point.
[They go back to sleep]
[John Entwistle and Keith Moon are under building a tent that one of the leftover bags in the center of the arena held]
John E: And... Done. *Wipes forehead* Now, let's get inside of it.
Keith: *Holding Moonwistle* Okay! *Smiles*
[They go into the tent]
Keith: I got us blankets so we won't be cold, Enty!
John E: That's nice. *Takes blanket* Thanks, Keith.
Keith: No problemo! *Snuggles into blanket, then looks over out tent slot that shows outside*
Keith: John... Someone's coming this way...
John E: ... Sh*t. *Grabs bow and arrows* Stay here, Keith.
Keith: Okay... John?
John E: *Looks at Keith* What?
Keith: ........ Don't die.
Poll: You can answer any of these questions! Or all of them!
1. Who do you want to die next?
2. Should John Entwistle and John Lennon/Paul McCartney/Robert Plant/John Bonham have a brawl?
3. What do you think was the saddest death so far?
Thanks for reading! Happy hunger games! 😊
Comments
Nice one - bobbythebrony
Rick to die
No
David Gilmour - Songsta41
1: I can't pick
2: The more brawls the better
3: Ringo - PetSounds
1) something's urging me to say Roger Waters - maybe because he seems too grouchy
2) yes. And if an arrow eliminates someone, so be it
3) Ringo - only That could possibly move George to kill (but I doubt it) - Billyv
Kill off Roger next
also please keep Moonwistle - visitor
Sad - 2storm