Top Ten Reasons Not to Drink Mumbizz01's Coca Cola

This list is a parody of PositronWildhawk's List. So don't even bother saying "Oh u riped off PositronWildhawk's Lit I hat u! 11"
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The Top Ten
1 Coca Cola is his life

Coca is love...Coca is life

2 He only has one more left

Can we split it? fifty - fifty? sixty- forty?

3 He loves it more then Pepsi

I think Pepsi is better

4 He hates Diet Coke
5 Cause he already ate EpicJake's Burger

By any chance, is the Coca Cola made out of Mumbizz01?

6 Coca Cola is his favourite drink
7 Soft Drinks are Life