Literature as told by a TopTenner: Of Mice and Men

Nonpointed Obvious parody summary as follows:

Great Depression era, two young men are in California
George: We want our own piece of land soon
Lennie: Weeeeeee faaaaaarm rabbbbbbbits
George: You always kill those poor things since you're so fat.
Lennie: Weeeeeee I sorrrrry
George: Oh screw it, I tell you a lot sometimes. Also we really need to keep the sexual harassment allegations to a minimum, so don't go feeling up lady dresses this time around.
The Boss: Hey you two looking for something?
George: Work, obviously.
The Boss: Well come on in, unlike in millenial times, it's easy to find work these days.
George: Harder to maintain it.
Curley: Hey daddy daddy oh, ew look at the larger man.
The Boss: Son I'm sorry about your height.
Curley's Wife: Hello boys
Lennie: Cuuuuuuutie
Curley: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
George: Dude I can't help it, he's mentally handicapped from birth.
Candy: Hey you young men, I need your help.
Slim: Hey I have a bunch of puppies for you.
Lennie: Puppppppppiieeeees
George: One at a time please.
Slim: Well I got a litter. Another worker decided to put my sickest one to death. I'll give you one puppy, just one though.
Candy: Hey young men, I need some help. Due to an unforeseen accident causing me to lose a hand, I need a "hand" to get a new piece of land going. It'll be $350 dollars to the both of you two.
George: You serious?
Candy: If you're willing to live with an old man.
George: Dude we moved here. We don't got a choice.

Curley: REEE I'm gonna hit the fat guy now.
Lennie: Nooooooo
*Curley attacks Lennie but this is easily reversed as Lennie manages to break Curley's hand*
Curley: REEE MY HAND
George: Dude, don't.

George, Lennie, and Candy live together on their piece of land. George likes it there, and decides to explore a few other ranches as well while Lennie and Candy stay behind.
Lennie: Hellllllllllooooooo
Crooks: Uh, hi there. I'm the black man.
Lennie: Coooooooool
Crooks: Candy, is he always like that?
Candy: I dunno, anyways we got some plans for the farm.
Crooks: Now now, I know what I want. It's not likely possible, but I want to hoe one whole garden patch for myself.
Curley's Wife: Hey guys.
Lennie: Cuuuuutiiiiiie
Curley's Wife: Hey Lennie
Candy: Why are you here?
Curley's Wife: Just thought I'd mention your farm is in danger and that black man is gonna get lynched probably.
Crooks: Please don't lynch me.

Next day
Lennie: Heeeey pupppppyyyyy
Lennie: Ohhhh noooo III killled itttt whyyyyyy
Curley's Wife: Hello
Lennie: Heeeey cuuuutiiiiiie
Curley's Wife: Sorry about yesterday, I be feeling lonely now.
Curley's Wife: I wanna be a movie star but I don't got the money.
Curley's Wife: You like feeling things don't you.
Lennie: Feeeeeel
Curley's Wife: Brush my hair
Lennie: Okaaaaaaay
Curley's WIfe: Whoa, you are quite strong
Lennie: Waaaaaaah noooooooo!
*Lennie accidently snaps her neck and runs away afterwards. George and the other ranch heads come in to see her body and are deducing what happened*
George: Crap

At the camping spot that George and Lennie go to

George: They won't find us here, yet
Lennie: Helllllp meeeee Geeeeorgeeeee
George: I'll tell you the story of the dream we would have, one that unfortunately now we won't share ever again.
Lennie: Bunnieeeeeeeees
*George shoots Lennie in the head, then the others come in*
Slim: Oh

The End

Comments

I love this book, but to be fair, this would fit for a straight-on rundown for satire :P. - CrimsonShark

"Obvious parody summary as follows" didn't tip you off that this was satire? - Nonpointed

@Nonpointed - Oh, I knew this was satire anyway. I was just visualizing how this would work out as a YouTube video. - CrimsonShark