Angry Pgirl10 Episode 2: Norm of the NorthPowerfulgirl10 Welcome back to Angry Pgirl10. I'm going to be talking about one of the worst movies in life: Norm of the North.
You wanna know the plot? Do you really wanna know the plot? Well... IT'S A STINKING POLAR BEAR AND HIS ANNOYING LEMMING SIDEKICKS TRYING TO SAVE THEIR HOME FROM SOME STUPID MAN BUILDING CONDOS THERE! CONDOS!!! I MEAN, WHO BUILDS CONDOS IN THE ARCTIC?! BUILD THEM IN A TROPICAL PLACE, NOT A FREEZING COLD PLACE!!!
Now I'm going to describe the characters in the film. Norm is the solar bear who tries to save his home. He's not terrible, but is bad. I'll explain LATER when I get to the JOKES. Now for his lemming sidekicks. You may think they're cute and cuddly but uh... THEY'RE STINING ANNOYING, GASSY BRATS!!! THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH MY LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE!!! And that quirky guy who wants to build condos, he's NOT FUNNY! WHEN HE FALLS OFF HIS SEAT, IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! JUST CHEESY!!! There is a nerdy girl named Olympia, who I sort of like, and her mom named Vera. At least THEY'RE LIKABLE SOMETIMES!!! Socrates is that seagull who barely shows up in the film.
Now for the jokes. You may think they're going to be funny but here's the answer: NOT funny. At one point the people are filming in the arctic, and the animals fight back. Socrates POOPS on one of the men TWICE! FREAKING TWICE!!! And when Norm and the lemmings get to the building, you guessed it, NORM TELLS THE LEMMINGS TO PEE IN TEH FISH TANK WHICH GOES ON FOR HALF A MINUTE. IT'S JUST SILENCE AND NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUT IT!!! NOT EVEN THAT STEREOTYPICALLY SASSY WOMAN!!! And guess what, in the next scene... which is two minutes later... THE LEMMINGS PEE IN A POTTED PLANT!!! THEY ALREADY WENT IN THE POOR FISH TANK AND NOW IN A TREE!!! A TREE!!! I freaking hate this movie... and yes, they make a beer joke, and a vomit joke (which I don't mind much,) but they make FART JOKES!!! FREAKING FART JOKES!!! NORM TRIES TALKING TO THE LEMMINGS BUT THEY REPEATEDLY FART!!! I MEAN JUST SHUT UP AND BE PATIENT YOU FREAKING IDIOTS!!!
Like I said, I HATE this movie, and here are more reasons why: Terrible animation, bad characters, horrible plot, cheesy jokes, EVERYTHING!!!
Stay tuned for Dora the Explorer rage.
I cooked a grenade,I died - Nateawesomeness