Top 10 Things You'd Love to Throw at Team CRDL From RWBY

When I first watched RWBY my least favorite was Weiss. Then, I watched Jaundice (part 1) and now I have a new least favorite(s)....
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The Top Ten

Axes

Could someone get Professor Port on that?

A bus

HULK SMASH! - CrypticMemory

Grenades
Crescent Rose

so...who wants to ask Ruby for CrEsCeNt rOsE

Fire
Dictionaries

maybe they could learn something

A wasp nest

Welcome to the 77th annual Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor!

Beer bottles
Nora Valkyrie

BREAK THEIR LEGS!
And their arms.
And their spines.
And their necks.

Let it be done UWU

LET'S FIGHT! XD

Rotten Tomatoes

The Contenders

Boiling water

ouch

A microwave

THOSE THINGS HURT MAN!