StevenUniverseIsAwesome's SMG4 Ssenmodnar Skit Plot Ideas
The descriptions of the list are just transcripts, okay?!(Cue Moments with Steve title card with Steve singing the Burger King song)
Luigi: SHUT THE F*** UP! (Uses a fire flower to burn Steve)
Steve: Agh! Jesus Christ! Oh f***! I'm on fire!
SOUND SOURCES:
Burger King Song
Mineflop
Newbies (Kuledud3)
Snoop Dogg: Smoke weed everyday!
(Snoop Dogg starts dancing to Thomas the Dank Engine)
Luigi: Mario!
(Luigi gets confused and opens the door to see Mario dressed like a cat)
Mario (in Nostalgia Critic's voice): I'M A CAAAT!
Luigi: JESUS!
Mario: Uh, I can explain.
SMG3: Begone, thot!
Peach: Why are you so mean to me?
(He beats her up)
Peach: Ah! Help me!
SMG3: BEGONE, THOT!
Peach: Why are you so mean to me?
SMG3: F*CK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!
(SMG3 beats her up as Peach lets out a high-pitched, little girl-esque scream)
(Wario is dancing to "Do the Wario")
Luigi: (screams) YOU SO UGLY!
Shroomy: Hey, Fishy Boopkins. Why are we voiced by men?
Fishy Boopkins: I don't know. The reason why it is because Luke voiced you and Kevin voiced me.
Bob: ARE YOU GUYS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?
Fishy Boopkins: Why, yes. We are.
Shroomy: Same here. Oh, hey Bob. What's up?
Bob: Doing good. I do sound like PurpleShep, do I?
Shroomy: You do sound like him.
Fishy Boopkins: This is why Luke uses text-to-speech.
Frankie: Mario, can you teach me how to twerk?
(Mario is angry, turning off the T.V. and the computer)
Mario: No more T.V., no more computer, (gives Frankie a book) we're reading books for now on.
(Cue Swiggity Swooty)
Luigi: OH HOO HOO HOO!
(Cue dramatic/suspense scare chord as Mario appears)
Mario: It's time to stop!
Wario: Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for the booty!
(cue the "Swiggity Swooty" song)
Luigi: WAH! Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ah-hoo-hoo-hoowa!
(Metal Gear Solid alarm sound)
Wario (in Tourettes Guy's voice): OH SH*T!
Mario: Gotcha, bitch!
Luigi (in PewDiePie's voice): (screams) YOU SO UGLY! (runs off, crying)
Wario: Daf*q?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
(Wario screams in Homer Simpson's voice)
Wario: FAK YOU!
Mario: Stop it. Stop it. Okay, alright?
(Inspired by Ssenmodnar 0 - Release the Ret@rdness)
Dr. Eggman (singing): CANNON PINGAS!
Sonic: Hey hey hey!
Chain Chomp: What the f*ck is a Sonic?
(Sonic arrives)
Sonic: Hey Hey Hey!
Chain Chomp: What the f*** is a Sonic?