Top Ten Reasons to Not Take Thekirbycreeper999's Hot Dog

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The Top Ten
1 Hot dogs are his favorite food

What an unoriginal list.

2 So he can make his pointless drink useful
3 It's locked up in the sunroom
4 The security guards are smart
5 The hot dog wants thekirbycreeper999 to eat it
6 Because food lists are jokes
7 Because if you eat it, it turns into a bomb and can explode your body

Lol ok I wont after seeing this one

8 Hot dogs are the only food he likes