Proof I'm Not a Troll

So many people keep calling me a troll even though i'm the most serious user ever.
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The Top Ten

1 My lists are factual

The list has facts so yeah you have facts!

Your lists are facts.


Factual lists =/= trolls

2 The best user can't be a troll

Too good to be a troll. - MrCoolC

You're definitely not a troll. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

3 My lists are not offensive
4 Trolls hate ogres Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

I love ogres. - Thebestuser

I'm not a troll, but I'm not a big fan of trolls, more of a dragon person - ArcticWolf

I love ogres too! Especially Shrek! All hail the mighty Shrek! - Misfire

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. - RoseWeasley

5 I'm not rude

All of these are facts - reappro

You're one of the nicest gen-19 users of all time. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

You're nice - ArcticWolf

6 Most of my opinions are popular

Trolls mostly have unpopular opinions so this makes sense - HypersensivitySucks

7 Trolls make human stew not oatmeal
8 I don't claim to love bad shows
9 Trolls live in their parent's basement while i live in a mansion

Is it owned by your parents? - SirSheep

10 I contribute to the site

We could tell by your name. - HypersensivitySucks