Top 10 Reasons Why the Nintendo Gamecube Sucks (Warning: Satire and Shouldn't Be Taken Seriously)

As I've said in the title: This list is a joke and is not there to upset the GameCube fanboys/fangirls or to criticize Nintendo and their consoles. With everything important said, it's time for my Top 10 Reasons Why!
The items in this list have been selected by the author of the list for you to vote and comment on.
The Top Ten
Their port of Shrek the video game is worse than the X-Box version
You can't use the DK Bongos in games that aren't part of the Donkey Konga franchise.

Our world is full of wasted potential.

It's not even a cube

The sides of a cube are all the same size (e.g: 6 cm or 12 inches). The GameCube however, only two sides have the same size, wich makes it a rectangle. Maybe we should call the list the top 10 reasons why the Nintendo GameRectangle sucks.

Some of their games are overrated

While Paper Mario TTYD is better than their successors when it comes to gameplay, Super Smash Bros. Melee has way too many praises than the game actually deserves. We can all agree, that the new game of the franchise (SSB Ultimate) is way better than this but yet, Nathaniel Bandy says every time his ItS nOt MeLeE quote in every TRIGGERD episode about other Smash Bros. games. (Even though he said in the TRIGGERD video of Melee that it's overrated.) HE EVEN SELLS HOODIES WITH THIS QUOTE! No wonder why Nintendo still produces the GameCube controllers because of those kind of people.

Why the handle?

It's not like I would go with it on my way to work or so.

The controller design (obviously)

Where should I even beginn? The action buttons (A, B, Y and X) have either different sizes or shapes. The D-Pad is too small. The right C-Stick feels more uncomfortable than the left Analog-Stick and the PAUSE button is too far away from the other buttons.

That connection cable thing is stupid

Having up to 8 people connecting their GameCubes is a great idea, but who on earth has 8 TVs in their house?

Most of their games don't get remakes

COME ON NINTENDO! WE DON'T WANT WII U PORTS IN OUR SWITCH! HOW ABOUT GAMECUBE GAMES?

The discs are smaller than the toilet paper at school

Avoiding piracy at the cost of weak third party support wasn't the best idea.

The sales

It was inevitable that the next Nintendo console will sell worse than the previous one. And the Gamecube did have poor sales if we compare it with the 64. Fortunately, the Wii broke the tradition and sold better than the NES. The only good thing about the GameCubes sales is, that the Wii Us are worse.