Situations Where No News (In Most Cases) is Good News

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1 Doctor Check-up

Once I got a blood test and this happened:
Doctor: you have high blood sugar and you almost got diabetes
Me: WHAT HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Mom: That's what you get for being lazy and eating too many desserts! >:(

Not the doctor, but the dentist

In c. early 2017?
Dentist: you may need surgery in the future to get your wisdom teeth taken out
Me: OH GOD! 0-o

2 Cancer Screening

Cancer Screening is a universal natural right/amendment, universally it is mandatory/mandated

3 A policeman at your Door
4 Hearing Ambulance Siren
5 School Grades
6 Weather Report
7 Going to the Principle's Office
8 Bad News

duh

9 Having a talk with your boss
10 Politics