Biggest Ever Survivor Finals Goats
They just couldn't win EVER! Who are the people who made it to Final Tribal Council in Survivor but literally couldn't have won against anyone at all. The popular Survivor term coined "goats".0 votes in probably the worst Final 3 ever on Survivor, and lost a jury vote to Phillip Sheppard. No other can possibly be #1 but she.
She wasn't even trying to win, just playing for Rob's win. She literally was in love with him. And it was stupid of her to say she would win through her social game since her social game sucked. She was mean and didn't talk to everyone but Rob and Ashley.
Such a HUGE goat. Couldn't win the game against anyone in the history of the show I bet.
She wasnt there to play the game. She was there to try to launch her acting career (fail) and wanted Rob's dick.
Where was that great jury speech he was going to take down Boston Rob with? It never existed.
I thought he was a strategist, funny, and despite being a bigtime goat he was literally the only one that season besides Rob and Mike who knew what he was doing out there.
I literally felt embarrassed for her watching Caramoan Final Tribal and most of the jury either ignore or forget her existence. And the couple who didn't she snapped at.
She wasn't even trying to win the game, just play for attention. And in one of the worst Final 3s ever managed 0 votes as an afterthought to two others who would normally be goats themselves.
She was a freak, and tried to kill herself after losing.
Some say he was disqualified from getting votes due to Jane-gate. True or false, it is irrelevant as he was never getting any to begin with.
The mark of a great goat on Survivor is a total lack of self awareness, and the ability to put ones foot in ones mouth repeatedly. Albert has these qualities in spades.
She says she kept David around as a shield. Honey goats don't need shields, they need other goats. A great goat lacks all self awareness and ability to properly read how they are perceived. Like a Hannah Shapiro. If Will wound up sitting in a Final 3 with Hannah and Ken he probably becomes by several years the youngest Survivor winner ever.
He claims he voted David out and ruined their friendship so he could win a million dollars for his daughter? I guess the medical medevac of Adam Klein the day between David's boot and Final Tribal council never came to pass. Either that or he is completely delusional.
Anyone who wonders why a better player plays to win even if there is good chance they will get 7th or 8th vs happily riding coattails as a do nothing joke goat to collect automatic 3rd place prize money, need look no further than comparing Troyzan's One World and Game Changer games.