Top Ten Sad Things About Piz ZZZZ (A Story That I Made Up)

The most tragic Things About Piz Z. The story is on my profile page.
The items in this list have been selected by the author of the list for you to vote and comment on.
The Top Ten
1 He Didn't Get Any Candy
2 He's a Sad, Little Rhino
3 He Has an Awful Name

His parents were drunk. :(

4 He's a Rhino That Went to a Sugar Place and Didn't Get Anything

... Because he didn't get any money .

5 He Is Anti-Social

I know what that's like

6 He Doesn't Have Any Friends
7 He Doesn't Have the Internet

Oh, no! How could he not live without Internet!?!

8 He Lives With His Dad