Reasons Why Kids Hate Barney

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The Top Ten

1 A Stranger is a friend you've never met (Barney and Friends)

I never watched Barney when I was little and I'm a 90s kid. (Not a 90s kid who said they are born in 2000-2002, 1996-1999 because shows still aired in the 2000s, I was born at the end of the 1980s so I would've been the age for Barney) and so I never had any interest in Barney and Friends.
It was usually Rosie and Jim, Tots T.V., Williams Wish Wellingtons, ZZZap! and Playdays

2 Barney has a date with a serial killer

3 Barney Is Dumb

4 Parents Feel Like Killing Themselves When Watching Barney

5 Barney is Caillou

6 It ran for way too long

7 Barney has a cringeful cancerous fandom

8 Barney treats his kids badly

9 Barney is Obese

10 Barney Is the 50th Worst Show of All Time According to TV Guide

The Contenders

11 He lives in a world where everyone has to be happy

He take happy pills

12 He says if you are not happy you are bad

13 He's Always Happy