Top 10 Upcoming Films of 2019 that Will Suck

Here are some films coming out this year that looks pretty bad!
The items in this list have been selected by the author of the list for you to vote and comment on.
The Top Ten
1 Dora the Explorer (2019)

No doubt that this film is gonna suck! Dora the Explorer is one of the worst cartoons ever! The show having a movie is stupid! When I first read this, I laughed! It was literally the most laughable news I’ve ever heard! For some reason, Dora will be 17 years old. Shouldn’t she be 7 years old? Also, the actor that will play Dora was in The Last Knight. I don’t know how this film would even work! The film is gonna break the fourth wall a lot! Because you know in the show Dora questions the viewers and an arrow appears! I bet that will happen in the film! Also, is the animals gonna be CGI? Like real life animals? Anyway, this film will be the worst film of this year! It’s just gonna be just as bad as the show!

(cough, Viacom treats Dora coming from Mexico as being a bigger priority than Rocko coming from Australia, Ren probably also coming from Mexico, Aang coming from East Asia, or even Zim coming from outer space, cough)

This movie is going to be really bad.

Well obviously number #1, it just seems so unecessary

2 A Madea Family Funeral

This is a Tyler Perry film. So you know it will suck. Every single one of his films is terrible! The jokes are atrocious, the character is annoying, and the story of each film is awful! The reason why we got these unfunny films is because they keep making money! I’ve seen the trailer for this film, and it looks very bad! Tyler Perry really needs to quit! Well, he’s actually gonna be done playing Madea after this. So that’s a plus!

This will be a good movie actually because all Tyler perry movies are hilarious

I hated the other ones, I won’t bother with this one.

3 UglyDolls

Avengers is gonna destroy this at the box office! I used to collect UglyDolls all the time, but I kind of stopped because since got less interested. Who would want a film based on UglyDolls? The trailer looks like a Trolls rip-off! I didn’t like Trolls, but that film did a lot better than how this is gonna be! This film is just an add to sell toys! Kind of how like Emoji Movie was a commercial for apps! At least the animation looks nice! I really don’t know how these dolls were popular enough to get a movie.

Movie-makers must be some of the most unintelligent people on this planet if they think this movie is a good idea. Have any of them payed attention to what happened with The Emoji Movie?

Least anticipated animated movie of 2019 so far

UglyDolls does not need to happen

4 Dumbo (2019)

The trailers for this film look pretty bad. However, the design of Dumbo looks really cute, the CGI is great, and the addition of Pink Elephants look really looks memorable. But Tim Burton may ruin this since he ruined Alice in Wonderland. It’s just gonna be another pointless remake that didn’t need to be remade. My main reason why this remake will suck is not because is pointless, but one of the writers that will work on this film will be Ehren Kruger! One of the worst writers ever! He has written terrible films like Scream 3, the first three Transformers sequels, and The Ring Two! And I bet that he’s gonna ruin this remake! Out of all people to write this film, why him? For now, the film looks pretty bad, maybe it might surprise me when it comes out.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that Ehren Kruger also written Ghost in the Shell. Shocked?

My mother was disappointed at this crap fest, as it was her favorite childhood movie. They removed the 'mother swinging Dumbo with her trunk while he's sleeping' scene, which was a big one.

Why must Disney do this with all their movies? Nothing but a cash grab

Live-action disney cash-grab

5 Aladdin (2019)

I’m not sure how I feel about this. The trailer was meh. The visuals were nice however. But recent photos of the characters were released, and they don’t look impressive. It looks like a fan made film. Jafar is way too hot. He’s supposed to be menacing, not someone to fall in love with. Also, Will Smith may ruin the Genie. Since Robin Williams is what made the character amazing. I don’t know how Will Smith would do this. He said that he won’t try to impersonate Robin Williams. Which that may be good or bad. Anyway, this film is just gonna be another pointless cash grab of people’s nostalgia for Aladdin.

The only thing that I like about that movie is that Jade from Little Mix did NOT get the role of Princess Jasmine. She would ruin a perfect movie (no offense).

The Will Smith Genie made me nervous beyond belief

Another live-action disney cash-grab

6 Artemis Fowl (2019)

I’m quite surprised that they’re making this. Since it’s a movie adaptation based on a book, it can either turn out to be good or bad. I think this will be bad. Since Disney made another film based on a book which was A Wrinkle in Time, which turned out to be awful. I bet that this is gonna fall in the same fate.

I honestly think this will at least be worth seeing based on the quality of the book. I have my hopes up.

This might be another A Wrinkle in Time. And the book will probably deserve better.

Don't panic he won't be older than the book character like Eragon and Percy Jackson.

7 The Secret Life of Pets 2

I don’t get why they’re making a sequel to this. The first film was pretty bad and was just a straight ripoff of Toy Story. I don’t know how this sequel will turn out. However, the new character Daisy was actually pretty funny in the new trailer. And Patton Oswalt did a great job as the voice of Max since Louis C.K. got fired after sexual misconduct. However, I don’t know how I feel about this. I mean did this really need a sequel.

I am quite anticipated for it, mainly because it will be interesting to see what critics think of it

8 Dark Phoenix

Why does this need to be made? Logan ended the franchise in a powerful way! Logan is one of the best superhero films! So I don’t get this one. The trailer was mediocre at best. It didn’t impress me. The film has also been getting delays, which may be a sign that it could be a bad film. And another thing is Jennifer Lawrence. She’s not a terrible actress, but she’s the weakest element of the film. There also has been test screenings for the film, and they weren’t positive. I’m not looking forward to this film. After how Logan ended, why continue?

I'm looking forward to it

9 Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)

I’m not really a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog. But the game getting a film is just stupid. I don’t see the point of this film. I mean when you try to make a film adaption based on a popular game, it can turn out bad. Super Mario Bros was terrible! So I’m guessing this could fall in the same fate as that. The film will be in live action which means CGI will be used. I’m curious to see how the character looks. This is a dumb idea for a film, I mean, why a Sonic movie?

Did they not learn their lesson from the horrible abomination that was the Mario Bros movie? Video games and movies don’t go together

I have some hope for it

We need to learn:
video game movies = bad

10 Terminator 6

The first one was great, the second was even better, and it went downhill after that. The sixth film will be a direct sequel to the first two films, so it will forget the events of the last three films. It will also be a reboot. This is another sequel that is just made for money. They should’ve stopped after two. I hope this is the last Terminator film because this franchise may become the next Transformers.

I liked the third one the most, and the second and first one were pretty good as well. Salvation was dissapointing, and I haven't seen Genisys yet