Top 10 Weirdest Things About The Rapper Known As Submarine Man

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The Top Ten
1 He proudly confesses to having numerous weird fetishes including but not limited to smelling rancid dirty feet, collaborating with rappers that have awful stage names, shaving heads, eating dog poop and committing mass genocide of socks and llamas

And I thought my cg/l kink was weird

2 His full stage name is Water Tobbleeroney Oldmanblast Handblast

And I thought Not3s was a strange stage name

Water?

@Bammer73 - Yes, seriously, I’m not joking. His first name is actually Water.

3 His lyrics are often grammatically incorrect in hilariously stupid and obvious ways and make absolutely no sense, even without mentioning how frequently they talk about the singers' fetishes
4 His best friend and main assistant singer Lama Doodle, in addition to sounding like a bad impression of Luigi from the Mario franchise, has an exceptionally weird obsession with trash compactors and refers to death as "being put out of the compactor"
5 His (over) usage of autotune makes him sound like a VERY heavily brain-damaged robot

Tell me about it.

6 He uses Plotagon and Microsoft Paint for both his music videos and his album covers, both of which are about as completely nonsensical and weird as you would expect

I don't think this is bad.

Who knows why.

7 Many of his songs are highly questionable as to whether or not they can even be considered music

In the words of Machine Gun Kelly, lets talk about it

8 His Plotagon persona is at least roughly twice his actual age (25 as opposed to 12)

I don't think he's even a real person, "he" might just be a vocaloid.

9 He is a rapper and a foot fetishist, yet his stage name has virtually nothing to do with either of those things
10 If everything else about him wasn't already cringy enough for you, his foot fetish also extends into Plotagon characters as well, in addition to his own feet