Top Ten Made Up Books by Punny Authors

As long as authors are going to publish their books under phony pen names, they might as well make them match the content of the book. What better way to do so than with a punny nom de plume? After all, everyone agrees the pun is the highest form of humour.

The Top Ten

1 Tip to Being a Successful Bartender by Phyllis Glass

2 Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks

I like this one because the "by" actually serves a purpose in the title.

3 Two Miles Away from a Toilet by Will E. Maekit and Betty Wont

4 Golden Waterfalls by I.P. Standing

5 A Proctologist's Guide to Growing Your Practice by Seymour Butts

6 What Anne Did at School by Andrew Pictures

7 How to Stalk People by Ima Creep

8 The Curious Cat and the Electric Fence by Kitty Gobyebye

6?!?!? This one is the only one that makes SENSE!

9 Argh by A.B. Sting

10 Picking the Right Vet by Ray B. Shot

The Contenders

11 Smelly People by Anita Bath

12 A Pornstar's Guide to Anal Penetration by Ben Dover

13 Male Anatomy for Dummies by Dick Hedz

14 The End of the World from Alpaca Lips by Nukin Llamas

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