Most Masochistic Disney Rides
Disney Rides that are loved and thrilled by those with a pleasure of pain or discomfort.It creates G-forces during liftoff, lunar orbital insertion, and reentry that are extremely painful, intense, and make your brain feel like it’s gonna be crushed flat and fall right out of your skull.
Also, the feeling of weightlessness adds to it, and it’s just hell in your head and body.
It makes you learn and realize the stresses real astronauts go through in training and spaceflight.
I haven’t been on this ride before, and neither has my son, but those stories he saw of people’s times there and his subjects with me got me putting this on here at #1.
It’s the perfect Disney ride for a masochist.
It has a drop sequence, which is pretty intense, and it has lots of drops that’ll get your gut and brain from the negative and positive g-forces.
Whiplash ensues, so perfect for masochists and fear seekers.
Expect to get an elongated neck like a giraffe when you drop.
It’s the wildest ride at Disneyland, and includes a launch from 0 to 55 mph in 4 seconds, large bunny hills, turns, drops, a loop, and preceding onwards with more drops and turns and bunny hills until the ride finally ends.
The drops are gut wrenching and the loop is crushing and dizzying(especially for those prone to motion sickness), and it’s sure a ride to get your heart rate rocketing.
They tell you to keep your head back, as it’s a ride with a powerful beginning to end that’ll give you whiplash especially if you mess around.
This is the only Space Mountain besides the one in Paris that is pleasing enough for masochists.
I know this might not seem like so much to other people, but the tracks are rough and jerky, from old age and use, and many people come off with back and neck pain or discomfort.
The Disneyland California and Tokyo Disneyland ones are much smoother, so masochists won’t find them pleasing.
If it got refurbished, it would be a perfect ride for many good people, but it would be a huge disappointment for masochists.
The Matterhorn Bobsled is not that bumpy of a ride. I don't know why guys like Gregory have such a problem with it. Just hold onto the side bars, lean back, brace, and enjoy the call of adventure.
My sister and I went on this and my back and sides kept bumping everywhere. It didn’t bother me, and it was a lot of fun to ride.
The witch just jump scares you every ten seconds. ONE HECK OF A NIGHTMARE!
You drop 120 feet down from 50 to 60 mph (depending on your weight), and it's really intense and will hurt your butt and over-exfoliate and burn your skin when you get to the bottom.
Smaller than Summit Plummet, but still big, a wild slide to burn you and wipe you out.
It's a series of 3 water coasters, the Banana Blaster, the Coconut Crusher, and the Pineapple Plunger.
Each has its own thrills, and roughness in their middles, banging your butts throughout the ride.
Masochists might want to try them out.
It's on here because it's not simply the ride experience that's masochistic, but the fact that most of the Queue is shadeless and has poor air conditioning and at the same time you're standing on hot concrete and getting your feet and shoes burnt.
Yet the air conditioning isn't enough to cool you down enough and the heat from all the people's bodies just makes the wait worse.
Wait times can be long and most of that time is in these horrible conditions.
Don't go on it unless you're a masochist.
The handlebars are made of metal, so when you grip the bars and launch forward, that's gotta do a number of your hands. Not to mention the restraints almost cut through your calves.
Not much to say here besides the fact that you get whipped really hard and spin around to the point of getting dizzy. Headaches and vomiting may ensue. Talk about motion sickness for some (though it's no Mission Space).