Top 10 Mathematical Jokes
What's the difference between math and mom?...forget about it!The Top Ten
1 When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies "We can't multiply, we're adders" - so Noah builds them a log table."
2 There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
For those of you who don't understand binary, 10 is 2 in binary.
3 Q. What's purple and commutes? A. An Abelian grape.
4 Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One: she gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that has already been solved.
This is genius. I think this one is going in the book.
5 Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin. Person 1: No, a houseboat; you forgot to add the C!
6 You have dialed an imaginary number, please rotate your handset ninety degrees and try again
7 Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
8 Premise I: Knowledge is power. Premise II: Power corrupts. Conclusion: Therefore, knowledge corrupts.
9 Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z".
10 Trivial: If I have to show you how to do this, you're in the wrong class
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11 John has 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.
12 Are you P>.05? Because I fail to reject you.
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