Meanest Things to Do at a Funeral

The Top Ten

1 Play "Ha Ha You're Dead" by Green Day

The worst thing you can do in a funeral is to open the garve and laugh

I think that's really rude because when everyone is crying your singing a song that's going to make them cry even more

I played this song when my ex boyfriend who a total loser died

Haha you're dead,haha you're dead,haha you're dead!

2 Laugh

Yeah that's really mean. - andrewteel

3 Make Rude Comments
4 Do a Happy Dance

I recall this happening in an episode of "Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl", where Lenore and Ragamuffin did an Irish dance on some guy's coffin at a funeral.

5 Talk When Someone at the Podium Is Talking

Sounds like something the President of the United States of America did very recently... - PetSounds

6 Text

This is just a plain ignorant thing to do... I really should stop doing it. - Britgirl

7 Listen to Music

Yeh even if it is my mind is a rebel

8 Make Fun of the Family of the Person Who Died

If you even consider doing something as dumb as this, your one person, that's a family of more than you can count. If they get you back, you might never sleep with both eyes closed again. Think about that.


9 Do Mean Things to the Corpse

PositronWildhawk, example: whip around its arms, open and punch it's eyes, stuff like that. - Jetticus12

Maybe, "Hey, can I open the coffin once, the corpse took my mobile phone" - Animefan12

Like what, may I ask?... - PositronWildhawk

10 Walk Up to Go to the Bathroom When Someone Is Talking

The Contenders

11 Eat the person

They wouldn't taste good - Rorywilbren

That's disturbing. - PatrickStar3

Oh my lord. - andrewteel

12 Have Sex with the Corpse

Unless you're Glenn Quagmire...

what - shawnmccaul22

13 Kill Another Person

Thus causing another funeral.

14 Sing Gangnam Style while kicking coffin

Oh, no. You'll be jailed for life. Never do it! - Animefan12

How did you find out I did it? - donrodrigo

15 Sing ''Highway to Hell'' by AC/DC

This is one of most frequnetly played songs at funerals - RecklessGreed

16 Play "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj

This should be number 1. Really.

17 Watch Sports on Your Phone
18 Pee On the Dead Person's Grave

This is the same as urination.

19 You know how people say you're next at weddings... yeah, do that
20 Urinate On the Person's Grave
21 S*** On the Person's Grave
22 Sing the Dora theme song
23 Sing Celebration by Kool in the Gang

Celebrate good times come on

24 Do the Conga

That's just so random but mean. - PatrickStar3

25 Wear colorful clothes
26 Sing Another One Bites the Dust by Queen
27 Dance with the Corpse
28 Vomit on the Grave
29 Poop on the corpse
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