Top 10 Meanest Things to Say to a Heavy Metal Fan

There's still ignorant people out there who say Heavy Metal is satanic music. And I'm pretty sure that these things on this list have been said to metalheads in real life. I don't encourage saying these things to Metal fans or any fan of a specific genre.
Do you people seriously not believe that Christian Metal exists? If you don't believe, then I highly recommend you check out bands like Demon Hunter or HB.
The Top Ten
1 All Metal is Stupid and Satanic. And that's Fact

Metal is not stupid and satanic. The lyrics of most heavy metal songs are very meaningful and tell a great story.
So, If metal is satanic Miley Cyrus giving blowjobs to a blowup doll is totally fine I guess

Actually this is true. Just look at the church burnings.

2 You Listen to Metal? Ew! You're so Disgusting

I'm not a metal fan myself but judging people for what they listen to is wrong.

Actually this is true. Most metalheads do not bathe or practice daily hygiene.

3 I Bet you Cut Yourself while Listening to Metal you Emo Moron

Metal is the only reason I haven't cut myself yet. And cutting, my dear friend, is usually a product of depression.

4 Heavy Metal is Garbage and Requires No Talent Whatsoever

Now there's auto tune, so it's questionable, but I'll give pop fans vocal talent. Sometimes metal vocals aren't very varied and are mostly a deep growl, which is however used in good taste. But in terms of musical ability, metal artists actually pick up an instrument! I have nothing against pop, but metal requires a ton of talent. It's incredibly complex.

This is true though. Metal music is just loud noise.

I think you got mixed up between metal and pop.

5 God Hates Metalheads

If anyone says this to me I will kick their ass so hard their guts will spill out of their mouth

You won't go to heaven if you like this music

6 Metal Sucks! Listen to Pop

Nu Metal is not as Occultish like Tradionial Heavy Metal Try Skillet or LoG They Use to be Great Chrisitan Nu Metal Bands (LoG is accutly Groove Metal) And My Grandma thought Nu Metal was Satanic buts its not that Satanic

I've been told this by my Grandma and I still Use to like Nu Metal in Early 2018 or So

Pop music is way better. More talent and actual morals.

7 Only Devil Worshipers Listen to Metal

Nope I listen to slayer and I'm a very relegious christain ( other than hating metal )

All metal is satanic

8 You're an Evil Person if You like Metal!

Rather be "evil" than stupid and ignorant. How stupid of people saying this.

Metal music can actually influence people to do crimes

Hitler is evil, does he listen to metal?

9 Metal Sounds like a Bunch of Gorillas Playing Really Loud Instruments

Screaming is stupid

Too loud for me

10 I Hope you Burn in Hell you Devil Worshiping Metalhead!

Like I said if anyone says this to me I will kick their assso hard the guts will spill out of their mouths

The Contenders
11 How Can You Listen to Metal? It's Too Scary

On Halloween I listen to slipknot

12 Oh, So You Listen to Screamo?

I wouldn't really call that mean just annoying.

13 Shut up stupid screamtard
14 Metal is dumb!
15 You will be deaf in the future
16 Classic metal of the 20th century was better
17 How can you listen to something without a melody?
18 How can it save your life?
19 Kidz Bop rules, Metal drools.
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