Top Ten Mega Man Robot Masters We Hope Never Exist

Capcom has come out with a lot of terrible & odd ball robot masters over the years, here are the robot masters we never want to see in any upcoming mega man game.
The Top Ten
1 Toilet Man

I think that this would be pretty ' cool, but you never know, Capcom ran out of ideas a long time ago (ie. Centaur man, dust man etc. ) If they ever do make more robot masters though, this one would most likely be a total flop.

Weapons: toilet paper, toilet water, barth, toilet brush, plunger, pee and poo. Ultimate attack! FLUSH!

Weapon: pee poo barth toilet water toilet brush plunger and the ultimate attack! FLUSH!

Special Weapon would be Flush Wave

2 Garbage Man

Garbage man is weakened by air freshener man's attack

Junk Man's younger brother. Also easy, and smells bad.

Garbage Man is in Captain N: The Game Master.

...Would MM7's Junk Man count?

3 Mermaid Man

We already have one. Maybe you heard, her name is Splash Woman.

We have splash woman so we do not need a mermaid man

Copyright infringement would happen

Nickelodeon would not be happy

4 Radio Man

Well at least his stage has a very catchy tune (when its not playing Justin Bieber)

Special attack killing you by playing Justin Bieber over and over.

Attacks: Play a Justin Bieber song until you die
Weakness: IPod man's weapon
Weapon you get: High Volume

5 Lawn Mower Man

Lawn mower man is weakened by dog poo man

6 Bowling Ball Man

This robot master is fat

Fe would fire balls and pins trying to hit you

7 TV Man

T.V. mans attack is super effective on fat lazy American man

8 Camera Man

Special attack: 24 hour porn footage in meomory space

9 I Pod Man

This robot master is not as good as ipad2 man

10 Porn Man

He was going to be in mega man 1 but capcom thought he was too inapropriate.
Weapon: stare at a inapropriate magazine for a long time.

He is totally inappropriate!

That would sure suck

Definitely

The Contenders
11 Cash Register Man

Cash register man is weakened by gangster man

12 Fegelein Man

You defeated fegelein
Weapon get: antics
Mega man goes to the bunker and starts anticing hitler.
Then hitler tells gunsche while he's banging on the desk bring me mega man
Mega man!
Mega man!
Mega man!

13 Autism Man

This robot masters stage is a special ed classroom

All these little children are getting offended ha

This entry is offensive remove it

So sad but true laugh out loud

14 Frick Man

Special attack: Screaming the stupid fake swear word in the beginning of his name at you repeatedly and annoyingly

LIKE SOOONNNIC! GRRAHHH! Sonic has improve over the years!

Me: Explain Sonic Boom...

His attack:

"You ' fan-fricks ruined (starts writhing around on the floor like a lunatic) MEGAMAN, URRRGH! FRICK! FRICK, OW, FRICK! FRIIICK! URGH, FRICK! THIS IS STUPID! URR, CURSE YOUUU! CURSE YOU MEGAMAN FANBASE! "

15 Kenny Man

Man this robot master is so easy that you do not need to press a single button to complete his stage!

Easist boss ever. When you first enter the arena kinney gets hit by an astroid

Stan man:oh my god you killed kenny man. kyle man:you ba... I mean weapon got: cheap poor used broken old buster.

16 Bieber Man

This robot master sounds terrible! And I thought the wily capsule was annoying

He would kill you before you even teleport in because his music is ear bleeding

He is docta wiwys new replacement.

17 Dr. Wily Man

I guees dr. Wily wanted to make a robot master that looks just like him

18 Barney Man

He gets killed in one hit

19 Old Man

MEGA MAN, MEGA MAN

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE

20 Egg Man

Weapon: Shooting eggs that slow enemies down.

Weakness: Pan Man weapon

21 Plane Man

This robot master is weakened by al queada man

22 Diii Dong Man

Weapon: dress up like a kangaroo and have rush rip the kangaroo but then dii dong and mega man makes that face

23 Angry German Kid Man
24 Rose Woman

There actually is one just in a comic

25 Pingas Man
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