Top Ten Metal Bands to Shock Your Girlfriend
Love...isn't this wonderful? You are in a relationship & you like METAL... This could be complicated if your girlfriend doesn't like METAL.
So here are 10 bands you shouldn't let play on your CD player while your girlfriend is in your room.
The Top Ten
Gorgoroth is a Norwegian black metal band based in Bergen. Formed in 1992 by Infernus, the band is named after the dead plateau of evil and darkness in the land of Mordor.
Nice selection, get ready to be lonely for long time, haha - Metal_Treasure
Well, if I show this to any girl I'll probably be single for the rest of the decade - SirSkeletorThe3rd
The guitarist and vocalist are both Satanists, too. - Metalhead1997
The best metal music Ave satanas
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2 Cannibal Corpse
Cannibal Corpse is a American death metal band from Buffalo, New York, formed in 1988 . The band is known for their graphic album covers, explicitly violent lyrics and song titles like "I C** Blood" The group got into mainstream after performing the song "Hammer Smashed Face" in the 1994 film Ace Ventura: ...read more.
She'll definitely break up with you, end of story - Metalmaniakkk
Don't you ever show her the album artworks...
Even if she says she wants to see them...DON'T DO IT! - CannibalCorpse
Play "I C** Blood" and see her reaction, lol. - Metalhead1997
3 Anal C***
Anal C*** was an American grindcore band founded by vocalist Seth Putnam in 1988. The band is known for their highly offensive lyrics which included themes of misogyny, homophobia, racism, Nazism, antisemitism, and schadenfreude. Their music has received negatively by critics, which the band stated ...read more.
She doesn't even need to hear the music, she just needs to read the song titles - ryanrimmel
4 Abominable Putridity
Abominable Putridity is a Russian slam death metal band formed originally from Moscow, formed in 2003. The band has released two albums; In the End of Human Existence and The Anomalies of Artificial Origin. They are one of the most popular brutal death metal bands to day. Abominable Putridity shares ...read more.
Hahaa I love abominable putridity - ryanrimmel
Your Girlfriend:"You switch the vocalist with a pig
and then you have a...what? "
You:"A slam metal or a brutal death slamming band. Do you even know how much work it needs
to this vocals? "
Your Girlfriend laughs and answers:"I can do
this to...If I wanted to." - CannibalCorpse
Slipknot is a Nu Metal band formed in 1995 from Iowa. The band released their first album in 1999 and was well received by critics and fans. The group gained success after the release of their second studio album, "Iowa". ...read more.
Halloween Masks and dudes jumping around...This may be to much for her. - CannibalCorpse
These idiots? - Metalhead1997
Gwar, often styled as GWAR, is an American heavy metal band formed in Richmond, Virginia, United States, in 1984, composed of and operated by a frequently rotating line-up of musicians, artists and filmmakers collectively known as Slave Pit Inc.
Watain are a Swedish black metal band from Uppsala, formed in 1998. The band's name is taken from a recording by the American black metal group Von.
They cover themselves in real blood on stage. - ryanrimmel
Mayhem is a Norwegian black metal band formed in 1984 in Oslo, regarded as one of the pioneers of the Norwegian black metal scene.
I am a girl, but I know that this band would shock anyone who was not familiar with black metal (Dead-era Mayhem particularly) - LadyBanshee
One album cover of Mayhem even shows...Well, she won't like dead bodies. - CannibalCorpse
Hear the story of Varg, Dead and Euronymous, and she'll be pretty shocked haha - ryanrimmel
If she knew what these guys did on stage and hear about Euronymous, she would've broke up with you in a heartbeat - SirSkeletorThe3rd
9 Suicide Silence
Suicide Silence is an American deathcore band from Riverside, California. Formed in 2002, the band has released four full-length studio albums, one EP and eleven music videos.
One of the worst "deathcore" bands to ever exist. - Metalhead1997
This high screaming vocals are for most
people, especially female people really too
high for their ears.
Well, I have to say I really understand that.
Not everybody likes that. - CannibalCorpse
Rammstein is a German Neue Deutsche Härte and Industrial Metal band consisting of Till Lindemann (vocals), Richard Kruspe (guitar), Paul Landers (guitar), Oliver Riedel (electric bass), Christoph Schneider (drums) and Christian Lorenz (keyboard), that formed in 1994 in Berlin . ...read more.
How would this shock anyone? - Metalhead1997
She wouldn't like the lyrics to Buck Dich, P****, and Mein Teil.
If she canunderstand the lyrics of
"Rein Raus" or just listens to the song she will
probably leave you...maybe not but she will hate the German band. - CannibalCorpse
Burzum is an influential black metal solo project of Norwegian musician and writer Varg Vikernes. Burzum came to prominence at the beginning of the Norwegian Black Metal scene in the early 1990s. Vikernes was imprisoned for 21 years for the murder of Mayhem guitarist Euronymous, and charges of church ...read more.
Murderer, church burner, and neo Nazi.
Carcass are a British extreme metal band from Liverpool, who formed in 1985 and disbanded in 1995. A reformation was enacted in 2007 without one of its original members, drummer Ken Owen, due to health reasons.
The covers to their first 2 albums are brutal! - ryanrimmel
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Alestorm is a heavy metal band originally from Perth, Scotland. Their music is characterized by a pirate theme, and as a result they have been dubbed a "pirate metal" band by many critics and their fanbase.
This band is so NOT shocking.
Wow, men who dress like pirates and
singing about drinking, having fun on
pirate ships and getting shipwrecked.
Women "love" this scottish Folk Metal Band. - CannibalCorpse
14 Amon Amarth
Amon Amarth is a Swedish melodic death metal band from Tumba, formed in 1992. The band takes its name from the Sindarin name of Mount Doom.
The vikings who look like...vikings?
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Yeah, it can't get more awesome than a band
which sings about myth...Meh
She will think you are a weirdo. - CannibalCorpse
Manowar is an American heavy metal band from New York City, New York. Formed in 1980, the group is known for lyrics based on fantasy and mythology.
One of their album covers has female boobs on it.
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Vader is a Polish death metal band from Olsztyn. Formed in 1983, the group was founded by then-bassist Piotr "Peter" Wiwczarek and guitarist Zbigniew "Vika" Wróblewski. Starting as a heavy metal group, Vader eventually went to thrash, speed, and then in the late 1980s became a death metal band. The ...read more.
Nightwish is a symphonic metal band from Kitee, Finland. The band was formed in 1996 by lead songwriter and keyboardist Tuomas Holopainen, guitarist Emppu Vuorinen, and lead singer Tarja Turunen.
She'll hate you and especially the vocalist.
WHY you might ask?
She may be really jealous at her and thinks
you just like Nightwish because of her look. - CannibalCorpse
19 Cattle Decapitation
Cattle Decapitation is an American Deathgrind band from San Diego, California formed in 1996. Cattle Decapitation's songs protest the mistreatment and consumption of animals, the abuse of the environment and touch subjects such as misanthropy and genocide of the human race. Much of their music is based ...read more.
The "Forced Gender Reassignment" video is the most disgusting, gruesome, video in the world. They actually have a good message to their music though - ryanrimmel
Anyone else thinking of the scene from Deathgasm when Brody shows the girl his Humanure CD? - Metalhead1997
I listened to one of their new song a few
weeks ago and since I've been a CD Fan. - CannibalCorpse
Bathory was a Swedish Black/Viking Metal band formed in 1983 by Quorthon and Jonas Åkerlund. Bathory's first 4 albums layed the blueprint for Scandinavian Black Metal. Quorthon is often credited with creating the "shrieking" vocal style of Black Metal. Their 5th album, Hammerheart (1990) displayed ...read more.