Top 10 Metal Jokes Which are Really Bad

The Top Ten

1 How do you remove your corpsepaint? - You take Abbath

2 All members of Meshuggah are such Djentlemen.

3 Chuck Norris looks everyday under his bed to see if George Fisher's neck is under it.

4 There's a new film coming out! Lars Ulrich: Straight Outta Tempo

5 My favorite Slayer Riffs are 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0

6 I like my coffee like my metal - black.

7 A pig asks a slam metal vocalist: "how are you?" the slam metal vocalists replies: "breeeeeeeeee!"

8 When it doesn't have a breakdown it's not metal.

9 Hansi Kürsch is a real life Tolkien.

10 What do you call Dagonforce when they're drunk? - Drunkenforce.

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