Top Ten Metal Jokes

You want a joke which is more brutal than stepping on Lego?

Then take a look at these jokes!

The Top Ten

1 Has anyone seen my friend? He's got long a hair & is wearing a black shirt.

2 How do you get Corpse Paint off? You take Abbath!

3 James Hetfield ordering at a fast food restaurant, "Gimme Coke! Gimme fries and the cheese on the side!"

4 Doctor: "You have too much metal in your blood." Metalhead: "I've always known."

5 Who got me inspiration for this list? *I waited 1 minute & drank grape soda* - Satan.

6 The Boogyman looks every night under his bed for George Fisher's neck

7 "I love the drums on St. Anger" said no one ever

8 Do you know this new subgenre called Earthcore?

9 I jumped on the tiger & his heart heart. Now he's dead. SORRY TIGGER!

10 Today's music, does it even djent?

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