Top Ten Metal Musicians You Want As Police Officers

The Top Ten

1 Lars Ulrich Lars Ulrich Lars Ulrich is a Danish drummer and one of the founding members of the American thrash metal band Metallica.

Lars: "Good day, sir. You rode were to fast."

Thor: "Sorry, I just rode to the lightning."

*Kirk appears out of the nowhere*

Lars:"WHAT THRASH WAS IN MY COFFEE!? "

Yep, a visitor with a great sense of humor and metal knowledge is making lots of great lists. Whoever you are - you rock, man! - Metal_Treasure

He use his drum sticks as guns.

@Metal_Treasure

Thank you/Danke. I appreciate that.
Now drink your favorite beer/soda
for me and listen to a good album

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2 Derrick Green

Derrick :"DON'T WALK IN THIS ROUTE OVER THERE! "

Some weirdo:"Why? Is it the the chaos A.D. or something worse,officer? "

Derrick:"Eeerm,noo...it's just a route.A bloody route full of rotten corrupt ducks."

3 Eddie Hermida Eddie Hermida

Eddie:"Do I smell Mary Jane,sir? "
Peter Parker:"No,it's ju.."

1 minute later

Peter Parker:"Have you ever thought about apples? "
Eddie:"YOLO! "

4 Mick Thompson V 1 Comment
5 Gaahl Gaahl

Somewhere in Norway.

Little girl:"Who is your favorite cop
in Police Academy? "

*1 minute and a grape juice later*

Gaahl:"Satan."

6 Johan Hegg Johan Hegg

Johan:"I love this days when I'm allowed to use
my asgardian axe! "

Old Lady:"But I just asked for directions."

*Johan throws his magical axe to Freya*

Johan:"Just follow this lady,mam."

7 King ov Hell V 1 Comment
8 Fenriz Fenriz Gylve Fenris Nagell, better known as Fenriz, is a Norwegian musician who is best known as being one half of the metal duo Darkthrone. V 1 Comment
9 Fred Durst Fred Durst William Frederick "Fred" Durst is an American musician and film director. Durst is best known as the vocalist of the nu metal band Limp Bizkit, formed in 1994, with whom he has released six studio albums.

Fred: "Put your hands up! Whatcha gonna do now!? "

robber:"I've already told you 10 minutes ago I'll
give up. Just please stop rapping."

10 Jonathan Davis Jonathan Davis Jonathan Howsmon Davis, also known as JD and JDevil, is an American musician best known as the leading vocalist and frontman of the nu metal band Korn.

10.000 Robbers are in a bank & the nearest police officer is the JONATHAN!
Every robber has a gun. Jonathan has none.

Jon.:"Bumbawegeeeoooh bumbowegea! "

All 10.000 guns got destroyed with an only
BUMBAWEGEOOOH and all robbers caught.

"Now it's time for some PopKoRn."

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The Contenders

11 Zakk Wylde Zakk Wylde Zakk Wylde is an American musician, singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and occasional actor who is best known as the former guitarist for Ozzy Osbourne, and founder of the heavy metal band Black Label Society.
12 James Hetfield James Hetfield James Alan Hetfield was born on August 3, 1963. He is an American musician, singer and songwriter known for being the co-founder, lead vocalist, rhythm guitarist and main songwriter for the American heavy metal band Metallica. V 1 Comment
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