Top Ten Metal Musicians You Want As Police Officers
The Top Ten
Lars: "Good day, sir. You rode were to fast."
Thor: "Sorry, I just rode to the lightning."
*Kirk appears out of the nowhere*
Lars:"WHAT THRASH WAS IN MY COFFEE!? "
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He use his drum sticks as guns.
Thank you/Danke. I appreciate that.
Now drink your favorite beer/soda
for me and listen to a good album
Derrick :"DON'T WALK IN THIS ROUTE OVER THERE! "
Some weirdo:"Why? Is it the the chaos A.D. or something worse,officer? "
Derrick:"Eeerm,noo...it's just a route.A bloody route full of rotten corrupt ducks."
Eddie:"Do I smell Mary Jane,sir? "
Peter Parker:"No,it's ju.."
1 minute later
Peter Parker:"Have you ever thought about apples? "
Somewhere in Norway.
Little girl:"Who is your favorite cop
in Police Academy? "
*1 minute and a grape juice later*
Johan:"I love this days when I'm allowed to use
my asgardian axe! "
Old Lady:"But I just asked for directions."
*Johan throws his magical axe to Freya*
Johan:"Just follow this lady,mam."
Fred: "Put your hands up! Whatcha gonna do now!? "
robber:"I've already told you 10 minutes ago I'll
give up. Just please stop rapping."
10.000 Robbers are in a bank & the nearest police officer is the JONATHAN!
Every robber has a gun. Jonathan has none.
Jon.:"Bumbawegeeeoooh bumbowegea! "
All 10.000 guns got destroyed with an only
BUMBAWEGEOOOH and all robbers caught.
"Now it's time for some PopKoRn."
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