Top Ten Metal Musicians You Want As Police Officers
Lars: "Good day, sir. You rode were to fast."
Thor: "Sorry, I just rode to the lightning."
*Kirk appears out of the nowhere*
Lars:"WHAT THRASH WAS IN MY COFFEE!? "
Yep, a visitor with a great sense of humor and metal knowledge is making lots of great lists. Whoever you are - you rock, man!
He use his drum sticks as guns.
Lars Ulrich should be a cop for real life.
This authors comments are FuNnY :"D
Derrick :"DON'T WALK IN THIS ROUTE OVER THERE! "
Some weirdo:"Why? Is it the the chaos A.D. or something worse,officer? "
Derrick:"Eeerm,noo...it's just a route.A bloody route full of rotten corrupt ducks."
Eddie:"Do I smell Mary Jane,sir? "
Peter Parker:"No,it's ju.."
1 minute later
Peter Parker:"Have you ever thought about apples? "
On A lonely street.It's night.
Teenager:"Hey, it's not Halloween. Your mask sucks! "
Mick:"Just wait & bleed."
The lights stopped shining...
Teenager:"AAAH cool! thanks, for driving me home! "
Somewhere in Norway.
Little girl:"Who is your favorite cop
in Police Academy? "
*1 minute and a grape juice later*
Johan:"I love this days when I'm allowed to use
my asgardian axe! "
Old Lady:"But I just asked for directions."
*Johan throws his magical axe to Freya*
Johan:"Just follow this lady,mam."
Metalfan: "So you are a cop now...WHY!?
King ov Hell:"Free donuts everyday and because
I'm the king ov...?
King ov Hell:"Excactly. But where did you come from? And where's the other guy"
Metalhead 3 :"Inception..."
Fenriz:"Hi kids,now I'll show you how Black Metal
Teacher:"Weren't you supposed to show us how
to cross a road carefully? "
Fred: "Put your hands up! Whatcha gonna do now!? "
robber:"I've already told you 10 minutes ago I'll
give up. Just please stop rapping."
10.000 Robbers are in a bank & the nearest police officer is the JONATHAN!
Every robber has a gun. Jonathan has none.
Jon.:"Bumbawegeeeoooh bumbowegea! "
All 10.000 guns got destroyed with an only
BUMBAWEGEOOOH and all robbers caught.
"Now it's time for some PopKoRn."
Great comments posted on this one! Hahaa! Jonathan to the rescue with the powers of scatting just like this: "BUMBAWEGEOOOHBUMBEMMAENAMENARINYURRITINAYRAHICARIRIYIPAORUH! "
James:"I AM THE COP! "
A woman who's name might
be Jessie but I just call
her Lulu for no specific