Top Ten Metal Musicians You Want As Police Officers
Lars: "Good day, sir. You rode were to fast."
Thor: "Sorry, I just rode to the lightning."
*Kirk appears out of the nowhere*
Lars:"WHAT THRASH WAS IN MY COFFEE!? "
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Lars Ulrich should be a cop for real life.
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He use his drum sticks as guns.
Derrick :"DON'T WALK IN THIS ROUTE OVER THERE! "
Some weirdo:"Why? Is it the the chaos A.D. or something worse,officer? "
Derrick:"Eeerm,noo...it's just a route.A bloody route full of rotten corrupt ducks."
Eddie:"Do I smell Mary Jane,sir? "
Peter Parker:"No,it's ju.."
1 minute later
Peter Parker:"Have you ever thought about apples? "
Eddie:"YOLO! "
On A lonely street.It's night.
Teenager:"Hey, it's not Halloween. Your mask sucks! "
Mick:"Just wait & bleed."
The lights stopped shining...
*Silence*
Teenager:"AAAH cool! thanks, for driving me home! "
Somewhere in Norway.
Little girl:"Who is your favorite cop
in Police Academy? "
*1 minute and a grape juice later*
Gaahl:"Satan."
Johan:"I love this days when I'm allowed to use
my asgardian axe! "
Old Lady:"But I just asked for directions."
*Johan throws his magical axe to Freya*
Johan:"Just follow this lady,mam."
Fenriz:"Hi kids,now I'll show you how Black Metal
was invented."
Teacher:"Weren't you supposed to show us how
to cross a road carefully? "
Fenriz:"F**** that."
Kids:"YEEAH! "
Fred: "Put your hands up! Whatcha gonna do now!? "
robber:"I've already told you 10 minutes ago I'll
give up. Just please stop rapping."
10.000 Robbers are in a bank & the nearest police officer is the JONATHAN!
Every robber has a gun. Jonathan has none.
Jon.:"Bumbawegeeeoooh bumbowegea! "
All 10.000 guns got destroyed with an only
BUMBAWEGEOOOH and all robbers caught.
"Now it's time for some PopKoRn."