Top Ten Metal Musicians You Want As a Specific Teacher
"Gimme basketballs! Gimme water and some goals on the side! "
When he's angry
"OBEY YOUR COAAACH! "
Tom:"Do you have any idea what you
can critizice? "
Student:"BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING? "
Tom:"I said critizice not torturing.
But the idea is a good start..."
Haha, I love this list and the author's comments!
Hansi Kürsch, born Hans Jürgen Kürsch, is the lead singer, lyricist, co-composer and bassist for German power metal band Blind Guardian . Heavily influenced by Freddie Mercury, he creates a huge choir effect by overdubbing his own voice multiple times in complex, overlapping vocal harmonies. He records ...read more. Hansi: “Did people of the Middle Ages have metal music? ”
Student: “Yes, they had bard songs”.
Hansi: “Correct, let's sing The Bard’s Song!"
Adam Nergal Darski (born Adam Michał Darski; 10 June 1977 in Gdynia), is a Polish musician and television personality, best known for being the frontman for the black/death metal band Behemoth.
Darski was born Adam Michał Darski in Gdynia, Poland, raised Catholic, and started playing guitar at age eight. He goes by the stage name Nergal (naming himself after a Babylonian deity), and he is the founder, lyricist, main composer, frontman and manager of the band Behemoth, which he started when he was still a teenager. He also plays lead, rhythm and acoustic guitar. "Take your lyric sheets and burn them! We
are kings of the lyrics so they must be destroyed! "
Tobias Sammet is a German metal musician, best known as the vocalist and primary songwriter of the power metal band Edguy, as well as the founder, main singer and bassist of the metal opera Avantasia."Our next topic is: How to calculate the
weight of the outside of Micks mask."
Abbath:"What's in Alaska when it's cold? "
All students:"Snow."
A.:"And why? "
All students:"You invented it."
Till Lindemann is a German singer, songwriter, musician, actor, poet, and pyrotechnician. He is best known as the lead vocalist and frontman of the German Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein. I wouldn't mind a bit.
"Let's take a look at the "making of" of
our new album. So we need this chords like we did in Blind Torture kill and make them more brutal & actually invent other chords."
Adam:"This photoshopped picture is *growls*."
Student:"Sorry, I didn't understand the last words of your sentence."
Adam:"I said that your photoshopped picture
is really good. An A+ for you."
Serj Tankian is a Lebanese-born Armenian-American singer-songwriter, composer, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, poet, and political activist. He's best known for being the lead singer of the Armenian/American rock band System of a Down. After System of a Down's hiatus in 2006 he began to release ...read more.
Arjen Anthony Lucassen (born 3 April 1960, Netherlands) is a Dutch progressive rock/metal songwriter, singer, multi-instrumentalist musician and record producer, best known for his long-running progressive opera project Ayreon. He can write a good concept album.