Top Ten Metal Musicians You Want As a Specific Teacher

The Top Ten

1 James Hetfield - Team Sports

"Gimme basketballs! Gimme water and some goals on the side! "

When he's angry



2 George Fisher - Biology

*Picks up a Zombie*

"This is your your heart,that's your brain..."

3 Tom Araya - Critical Thinking

Tom:"Do you have any idea what you
can critizice? "


Tom:"I said critizice not torturing.
But the idea is a good start..."

4 Ozzy Osbourne - History

Haha, I love this list and the author's comments! - Metal_Treasure

Thank you

Ozzy:"Hellodkndndkfkfjrkek history"
student 1:"What did he just say? "
student 2:"I don't know but it seems to be
interesting. Man, I love history class."

5 Hansi Kürsch - Music History Hansi Kürsch - Music History Hansi Kürsch, born Hans Jürgen Kürsch, is the lead singer, lyricist, co-composer and bassist for German power metal band Blind Guardian . Heavily influenced by Freddie Mercury, he creates a huge choir effect by overdubbing his own voice multiple times in complex, overlapping vocal harmonies. He records more.

Hansi: “Did people of the Middle Ages have metal music? ”
Student: “Yes, they had bard songs”.
Hansi: “Correct, let's sing The Bard’s Song!" - Metal_Treasure

6 Nergal - Choir Nergal - Choir Adam Nergal Darski (born Adam Michał Darski; 10 June 1977 in Gdynia), is a Polish musician and television personality, best known for being the frontman for the black/death metal band Behemoth. more.

"Take your lyric sheets and burn them! We
are kings of the lyrics so they must be destroyed! "

7 Tobias Sammet - German Tobias Sammet - German Tobias Sammet is a German metal musician, best known as the vocalist and primary songwriter of the power metal band Edguy, as well as the founder, main singer and bassist of the metal opera Avantasia.
8 Corey Taylor - Geometry

"Our next topic is: How to calculate the
weight of the outside of Micks mask."

9 Abbath - Geography

Abbath:"What's in Alaska when it's cold? "

All students:"Snow."

A.:"And why? "

All students:"You invented it."

10 Till Lindeman - German

I wouldn't mind a bit. - Britgirl

"It's 9 o clock und hier kommt die Sonne."

The Contenders

11 Terrance Hobbs - Music Theory

"Let's take a look at the "making of" of
our new album. So we need this chords like we did in Blind Torture kill and make them more brutal & actually invent other chords."

12 Adam Warren - Photoshop

Adam:"This photoshopped picture is *growls*."

Student:"Sorry, I didn't understand the last words of your sentence."

Adam:"I said that your photoshopped picture
is really good. An A+ for you."

13 Serj Tankian - Politics Classes Serj Tankian - Politics Classes Serj Tankian is a Lebanese-born Armenian-American singer-songwriter, composer, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, poet, and political activist.

Hey, I did this list as visitor.

Serj:"Wake up & grab a brush and...! "
Student:"That's the GEOGRAPHY test.."
Serj:"Oh,so I can tell something about the global warning."
Abbath:"Too late,I froze the planet."
Slam Metal vocalists:'bree it's cold ui ui ui
bre bre bree! " - CannibalCorpse

14 Arjen Lucassen - Writing Arjen Lucassen - Writing Arjen Anthony Lucassen (born 3 April 1960, Netherlands) is a Dutch progressive rock/metal songwriter, singer, multi-instrumentalist musician and record producer, best known for his long-running progressive opera project Ayreon.

He can write a good concept album.

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