Top Ten Mildly Disturbing Things You Don't Want to Hear from Your RoommatePositronWildhawk Some people are just too difficult, or nightmarish, to live with.
The Top Ten
This list is going to make me laugh out the vomit I'm currently barfing up. Yep, I'm making you read even more disturbing things. - keycha1n
Took me a couple seconds to get this. Geez, that's creepy. - PetSounds
! Afraid even to imagine the response in this case... - Fan_of_Good_MusicV 4 Comments
This is a little more than mildly disturbing... - gemcloben
Mildly disturbing? Hmmm, Pos. Of course the corpse could be useful for some scientific purposes so I suppose there's an upside... - Billyv
Yes, I guess we could donate it to some forensics students. The cause of death might just slip past them... - PositronWildhawkV 4 Comments
"gulp" my cousin has a roommate and I'm going to stay with him in a month - Icegirl119
Ouuuchhh! I mean, I don't have balls, (male balls) so I wouldn't know, but still! - keycha1n
Geez, there are better ways! Ever consider putting it in milk and having a professional stitch it back on? That being said, if you're a male, not a huge loss, if you're a female, you'll going to have lopsided boobs if you have a child. - keycha1n
This is really disturbing. I would say the word "mildly" for this one is a bit of an understatement. - RockFashionista
I'd just ignore him if he said this - RustyNail
Barney the dinosaur? - TwilightKitsune
Blood has a different color and is less goopy the ketchup... well maybe they were cutting a steak that was very raw... - Lucretia
I hope he doesn't mean that... - DapperPickle
I would slap them with a Sonic figure. I always carry some just in case a weird guy comes up to me...
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2. I'm gonna go Knuckles the Echidna on you're ass
3. I'm gonna go spartan on you're ass
2. What yogurt? That's my sample in the fridge. The bank's just two blocks too far away!
3. Mate, don't be too shocked by the corpse in your car. I had to put my ex somewhere!
2. Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
3. You keep saying we should save water, why don't we just share a bath?
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