Top Ten Mildly Disturbing Things You Don't Want to Hear from Your Roommate

This list is going to make me laugh out the vomit I'm currently barfing up. Yep, I'm making you read even more disturbing things. - keycha1n

Took me a couple seconds to get this. Geez, that's creepy. - PetSounds

! Afraid even to imagine the response in this case... - Fan_of_Good_Music

This is a little more than mildly disturbing... - gemcloben

Mildly disturbing? Hmmm, Pos. Of course the corpse could be useful for some scientific purposes so I suppose there's an upside... - Billyv

Yes, I guess we could donate it to some forensics students. The cause of death might just slip past them... - PositronWildhawk

"gulp" my cousin has a roommate and I'm going to stay with him in a month - Icegirl119

Ouuuchhh! I mean, I don't have balls, (male balls) so I wouldn't know, but still! - keycha1n

Geez, there are better ways! Ever consider putting it in milk and having a professional stitch it back on? That being said, if you're a male, not a huge loss, if you're a female, you'll going to have lopsided boobs if you have a child. - keycha1n

This is really disturbing. I would say the word "mildly" for this one is a bit of an understatement. - RockFashionista

I'd just ignore him if he said this - RustyNail

Barney the dinosaur? - TwilightKitsune

I hope he doesn't mean that... - DapperPickle

I would slap them with a Sonic figure. I always carry some just in case a weird guy comes up to me...