Top Ten Mildly Disturbing Things You Don't Want to Hear from Your Roommate

PositronWildhawk
Some people are just too difficult, or nightmarish, to live with.

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1 What yogurt? That's my sample in the fridge. The bank's just two blocks too far away!

This list is going to make me laugh out the vomit I'm currently barfing up. Yep, I'm making you read even more disturbing things. - keycha1n

Took me a couple seconds to get this. Geez, that's creepy. - PetSounds

! Afraid even to imagine the response in this case... - Fan_of_Good_Music

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2 Mate, don't be too shocked by the corpse in your car. I had to put my ex somewhere!

This is a little more than mildly disturbing... - gemcloben

Mildly disturbing? Hmmm, Pos. Of course the corpse could be useful for some scientific purposes so I suppose there's an upside... - Billyv

Yes, I guess we could donate it to some forensics students. The cause of death might just slip past them... - PositronWildhawk

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3 Sorry if you were stuck to the bed sheets this morning, you were just delicious!

"gulp" my cousin has a roommate and I'm going to stay with him in a month - Icegirl119

4 You keep saying we should save water, why don't we just share a bath?
5 Where have I been? Ask your sister. Or the cops. V 1 Comment
6 Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
7 I'm off for a ball wax, wanna come?

Ouuuchhh! I mean, I don't have balls, (male balls) so I wouldn't know, but still! - keycha1n

8 Yeah, we'll have to go a week without internet. Hopefully then the FBI will terminate their chase.
9 Can't come out yet, I'm welding my nipple back on with your hair gel.

Geez, there are better ways! Ever consider putting it in milk and having a professional stitch it back on? That being said, if you're a male, not a huge loss, if you're a female, you'll going to have lopsided boobs if you have a child. - keycha1n

This is really disturbing. I would say the word "mildly" for this one is a bit of an understatement. - RockFashionista

10 Peanuts? No, I've been sanding off my foot warts.

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11 There's Diet Coke in the fridge, sorry, safe, if you want it. Just keep it in a secure place.

I'd just ignore him if he said this - RustyNail

12 I Invited Barney to Stay With Us, Is That Okay?

Barney the dinosaur? - TwilightKitsune

13 Used wax strips make excellent fly paper. Have you noticed?
14 Um, is it bad that I blew up the car?
15 I Friended Herbert The Pervert on Facebook
16 I'm Getting Pretty Hard Right Now

I hope he doesn't mean that... - DapperPickle

17 I'm gonna go Koopa Troopa on you're ass
18 I'm gonna go Knuckles the Echidna on you're ass

I would slap them with a Sonic figure. I always carry some just in case a weird guy comes up to me...

19 I'm gonna go spartan on you're ass
20 Sorry I was late. Here is your knife back. Don't mind the red stuff. Its just ketchup. We went to a restaurant.
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1. I'm gonna go Koopa Troopa on you're ass
2. I'm gonna go Knuckles the Echidna on you're ass
3. I'm gonna go spartan on you're ass
koopatroopaandgoomba4ever
1. Sorry if you were stuck to the bed sheets this morning, you were just delicious!
2. What yogurt? That's my sample in the fridge. The bank's just two blocks too far away!
3. Mate, don't be too shocked by the corpse in your car. I had to put my ex somewhere!
EpicJake
1. What yogurt? That's my sample in the fridge. The bank's just two blocks too far away!
2. Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
3. You keep saying we should save water, why don't we just share a bath?
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