Top 10 Minecraft Mobs That Should Beat Up Caillou

The Top Ten
1 Ender Dragon

Ender dragon is definitely the strongest mob at least in vanilla Minecraft. He can definitely beat up Caillou.

Beat up that bald boy!

I hate this guy

2 Wither
3 Steve

Yeah Caillou will die when Steve kills him with diamond armor. This should be #1

Caillou would be killed instantly.

4 Wolf
5 Creeper

He would blow up his house

6 Cat

Caillou has a cat so it wouldn't hurt him. This should be the last

A cat would not attack uness it was atacked first, or maybe it will be a mean cat to attack him.

7 Killer Bunny
8 Iron Golem

He will get thrown and when he falls, he dies

He will get thrown in the air

9 Silverfish
10 Enderman

It'd teleport and telepot until its killed him so he won't have time to run to his "mommy" and cry.

The Contenders
11 Burning Godzilla

Pat:You are stupid, Caillou. When I say meltdown I mean meltdown!
Caillou:I have meltdowns all the time!
Pat:Fine! Go and find him in the mountains.
(Caillou finds Burning Godzilla in the mountains)
Caillou:Oh hi big fat Rexy! I heard you cry a lot! So I will take care of you!
Burning Godzilla:INSULTER! You did not damage me but I shall go into my meltdown!
(Caillou dies)

12 Zombie
13 Pig
14 Skeleton
15 Slenderman The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as an Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen
16 Slime
17 Ghast
18 Zombie Pigman
19 Cow
20 Notch
21 Zombie Villager
22 Mooshroom
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