Top Ten Songs With Misheard Lyricstopbesttopworst
The Top Ten
Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Scuse Me Will I Kiss This Guy - topbesttopworst
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza - topbesttopworst
Never occurred to me during thousands of listens but I doubt I'll ever forget this hilarious line now. Are you sure you aren't Weird Al? - Billyv
"There's a bathroom on the right."
I Will Never Leave Your Pizza Burning - topbesttopworst
I Left My Brains Down In Africa - topbesttopworst
I tell you to end your life - Gh_player
Version 1: Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
Version 2: Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure
Feed It Feed It Feed It Feed It No One Wanted Me To Feed It - topbesttopworst
Eat It, Eat It, Eat It, Eat It. No Ones Wants to Eat It, Eat it. - AlphaQ
I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl!
I'm a skittle! I'm a beetle!
Here we are now in containers! Avacodo a potato Yeah!
Let's pee in the corner - Gh_player
Cats pee in the corner, cats pee in the pot rind
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight
I'm blue I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy
"Last night I dreamed of some bagel." - naFrovivuS
Stupid comments made me mishear this song. Idiots.
"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"
"Oh Lord, suckin' an old tire, again".
"My name's Tony, I got some bacon! "
"Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie"
If I can't have boobs I don't want your body baby
I like juice. Finish your juice. Feel the vitamin substance. - RalphBob
Beat em up. Beat em up. Bring a snack. Bring a snack. - RalphBob
I get high! - RalphBob
We are the Yukon whales! - RalphBob
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sexy Dave! - RalphBob
"Take me into your lemon arms"
" Obama knew how you turned down"
"In New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato"
"I'm farting carrots"
"you watch me bleed until I can't breed, he keeps farting onto my niece"
"need a little bread, gotta get you out of my head"
"butt kiss, fired gum"
"FARTING LOUD! "
"And I got the soda"
"I'll make it lick your butt crack every day"
"See that girl? watch them scream, kicking the bad sin queen"
"Here's the one who likes all I criticize / And the back's to Shangri-La / And he begs to shooting skunk"
(Since this makes no sense and is terrible English, I already assumed those were misheard lyrics) - Martin_Canine
"The eyes of a lover that hits like heat"
was heard as
"The eyes of a lover that Hitler need" - SuperAJ303
Misheard: Well I dig a little dynamite an hour ago
Real: Well, I just got into town an hour ago - BrianScott01
I actually only realized about a week ago that the chorus was "Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door". I always heard (and honestly still do even though I know the correct lyrics now) "I'm not knocking on heaven's door", which I was always confused about how it made sense with the rest of the song. - Element119
Keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean bar - ZootopiaFan
All my friends are eating steak and snow!
Probably not but I heard "Every day eat 24 carrots now take a look in that mirror and tell me who's the fattest,"
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