Top Ten Songs With Misheard Lyrics

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The Top Ten

1 Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix

Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

Scuse Me Will I Kiss This Guy - topbesttopworst

2 Tiny Dancer - Elton John

Hold Me Closer Tony Danza - topbesttopworst

Never occurred to me during thousands of listens but I doubt I'll ever forget this hilarious line now. Are you sure you aren't Weird Al? - Billyv

3 Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater

"There's a bathroom on the right."

4 Beast Of Burden - The Rolling Stones

I Will Never Leave Your Pizza Burning - topbesttopworst

5 Africa - Toto

I Left My Brains Down In Africa - topbesttopworst

Masterpiece!

6 Paranoid - Black Sabbath

I tell you to end your life - Gh_player

7 Fuel - Metallica

Version 1: Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
Version 2: Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme lettuce on the sides!
Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

8 Beat It - Michael Jackson

Feed It Feed It Feed It Feed It No One Wanted Me To Feed It - topbesttopworst

Eat It, Eat It, Eat It, Eat It. No Ones Wants to Eat It, Eat it. - AlphaQ

9 Smells Like Teen Sprit - Nirvana

I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl!
I'm a skittle! I'm a beetle!

Here we are now in containers! Avacodo a potato Yeah!

10 Losing My Religion - R.E.M.

Let's pee in the corner - Gh_player

Cats pee in the corner, cats pee in the pot rind

Original lyrics:
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight

The Newcomers

? E.T. - Katy Perry

The Contenders

11 Every Time You Go Away - Paul Young
12 Blinded by the Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band
13 Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel
14 Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65

I'm blue I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy

15 La Isla Bonita - Madonna

"Last night I dreamed of some bagel." - naFrovivuS

16 Caramelldansen - Caramella Girls

Stupid comments made me mishear this song. Idiots.

17 Blank Space - Taylor Swift

"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"

18 Lodi - Creedence Clearwater

"Oh Lord, suckin' an old tire, again".

19 Forget You - Cee Lo Green
20 Die by the Sword - Slayer

"My name's Tony, I got some bacon! "

21 Enter Sandman - Metallica

"Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie"

22 Toxicity - System of a Down
23 If I Can't Have You - Bee Gees

If I can't have boobs I don't want your body baby

24 Rational Gaze - Meshuggah

I like juice. Finish your juice. Feel the vitamin substance. - RalphBob

25 Some Bodies Gonna Get It - Three 6 Mafia

Beat em up. Beat em up. Bring a snack. Bring a snack. - RalphBob

26 I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

I get high! - RalphBob

27 Youth Gone Wild - Skid Row

We are the Yukon whales! - RalphBob

28 Deep Six - Marilyn Manson

Sex! Sex! Sex! Sexy Dave! - RalphBob

29 Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran

"Take me into your lemon arms"

30 Wolves - Kanye West

" Obama knew how you turned down"

31 Empire State of Mind - Jay - Z + Alicia Keys

"In New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato"

32 Good for You - Selena Gomez

"I'm farting carrots"

33 Stitches - Shawn Mendes

"you watch me bleed until I can't breed, he keeps farting onto my niece"
"need a little bread, gotta get you out of my head"

34 Lean On - Major Lazer

"butt kiss, fired gum"

35 Turn Down for What - DJ Snake

"FARTING LOUD! "

36 679 - Fetty Wap

"And I got the soda"

37 Birthday - Katy Perry

"I'll make it lick your butt crack every day"

38 Dancing Queen - Abba

"See that girl? watch them scream, kicking the bad sin queen"

39 The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin
40 Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) - Beyonce
41 Latch - Disclosure
42 In Bloom - Nirvana

"Here's the one who likes all I criticize / And the back's to Shangri-La / And he begs to shooting skunk"
(Since this makes no sense and is terrible English, I already assumed those were misheard lyrics) - Martin_Canine

43 Dangerous - Roxette

"The eyes of a lover that hits like heat"

was heard as

"The eyes of a lover that Hitler need" - SuperAJ303

44 L.A. Woman - The Doors

Misheard: Well I dig a little dynamite an hour ago
Real: Well, I just got into town an hour ago - BrianScott01

45 Wild Ones - Flo Rida
46 Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Guns N' Roses

I actually only realized about a week ago that the chorus was "Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door". I always heard (and honestly still do even though I know the correct lyrics now) "I'm not knocking on heaven's door", which I was always confused about how it made sense with the rest of the song. - Element119

47 Cake By the Ocean - DNCE

Keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean bar - ZootopiaFan

48 Gold - Kiiara
49 Heathens - Twenty One Pilots

All my friends are eating steak and snow!

50 That's What I Like - Bruno Mars Peter Gene Hernandez, professionally known by his stage name Bruno Mars, is an American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, and choreographer.

Probably not but I heard "Every day eat 24 carrots now take a look in that mirror and tell me who's the fattest,"

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Top Remixes

1. Fuel - Metallica
2. Africa - Toto
3. Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater
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1. Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater
2. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
3. Tiny Dancer - Elton John
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1. Tiny Dancer - Elton John
2. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
3. Beat It - Michael Jackson
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