Food Is What I Like (Misheard Lyrics Parody)

Hello everyone! It's *throws confetti* lovefrombadlands and welcome to my third parody. This is based on lyrics to the song that I misheard (Everyday eat 24 carrots, now take a look in the mirror & tell me who's the fattest) so without further ado, let's begin!

Hey, hey, hey
I go to eating in Manhattan
My taco, my taco
You, you are invited
Into my mouth
Yummy in my tummy
Yummy, yummy in my tummy
Yummy for me

I have some dinner in Miami
Then wake up for my brekky (breakfast)
Looking forward to my dinner
Hey, you, serve my food
I'll eat it if I want it
Eat it, eat it if I want it
I said I'll eat it if I want it
Give you my wallet if you feed me now

Jump in my Cadillac
Let's go out for lunch
Anything I want
Cause food makes me happy
I deserve it baby, I deserve it all!
And you're gonna feed it to me!

My jello's shining so bright
Strawberry soda all night
because my food is what I like, it's what I like
You know my food is what I like, it's what I like
Marshmellows roasted by the fire at night
Food is better than a diamond, all right
Because my food is what I like, it's what I like
I know my food is what I like, it's what I like

I'm having food in Puerto Rico
I name my veggies Nico
Food, you are my life
And I'll be your consumer
Shopping for my groceries
Everyday eat 24 carrots
Now, take a look in the mirror
And tell me who's the fattest
Is it you? (No it isn't)
Is it me? (Of course)
Say it's us (say it's us)
I'll disagree for one part

Get out of my Cadillac
Girl, it's time to eat
Buy me anything I want, or I'll have a frown on it
I deserve it, baby, I deserve it all
And you're gonna buy it for me!

My apple's shining so bright!
Strawberry cream, cream ice
Because my food is what I like, it's what I like
You know my food is what I like, it's what I like
S'mores by the fire at night
Food is prettier than a diamond, all right!
Because my food is what I like, it's what I like

You say you're wanting my lime
No no no, baby, no no no, baby
Food for me, food for me, food for me
That's what's on my mind
If I'm hungry, I need you to get it
All this food is here for me
Feed me, I'm hungry, feed me, feed me, feed me
It's what you need to do

My jelly beans are shining so bright
The thing that's on when I eat is the light
Because my food is what I like, it's what I like
Because my food is what I like, it's what I like
Steak by the fire at night
My food is better than a diamond, all right!
Because my food is what I like, it's what I like
Yummy food, it is my life! It is my life!

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