Top Ten Songs with Misheard Lyrics
Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
"There's a bathroom on the right."
I Will Never Leave Your Pizza Burning
I Left My Brains Down In Africa
I tell you to end your life
There are 5 versions overall
Version 1: Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
Version 2: Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!
Version 3 (I made that one up): Gimme Fool, Gimme Rah! Gimme what I sard!
Version 4: Gimme Foo, Gimme Fah, Gimme Dabadjabadzhah! (Wut? )
And version 5(someone else made that one up):Gimme fuel, gimme fire! Gimme me double Charizard!
Actual lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.
Version 1: Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
Version 2: Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!
Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.
Feed It Feed It Feed It Feed It No One Wanted Me To Feed It
I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl!
I'm a skittle! I'm a beetle!
Let's pee in the corner
It sounds like he's "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight" which are the actual lyrics
Real lyrics: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
Misheard lyrics: "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumour in the night"
I'm blue I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy
"Last night I dreamed of some bagel."
All my friends are heated steak, eat slow - Twenty One Pilots
All my friends are eating steak and snow!
Steak and snow
Stupid comments made me mishear this song. Idiots.
"Gotta lot of Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane" - Taylor Swift
"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"
I heard "Let's go stealing, Mama should I?"
Probably because he talks fast or something.
"A girl with colitis go by"
Real lyrics: "A girl with kaleidoscope eyes"
Colitis is inflammation of the lining of the colon.