Top Ten Modern Songs That Would Give People In the Past a Heart Attack

Alpha101

The Top Ten

1 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Why is Anaconda a hit song right now? The song has little to no talent in it, the beat is absolutely atrocious, and it has the most pointless lyrics ever. I'd rather listen to Baby, The fox, Turn Down For What, or even Stupid Hoe in some cases. This song is yet another piece of garbage by Nicki Minaj. I will never let my grandma or grandpa listen to this or Stupid Hoe. And if I have to hear one more song from this girl, I will lose my mind. - Turkeyasylum

Yep. And I bet if someone in the 19th Century heard this, she would be like "WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO? "*Weeps in a corner*.Ah well...

Luckily they probably wouldn't know those swears back then - jmepa1234

The song is too funny and sir mix a lot will be sueing niki 😏 - Ihaskitty1234

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2 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Again, another pointless song. I don't know how she has so many fans when basically all the song is about is Nicki calling someone "a stupid hoe." - Alpha101

This song is what I call "Musical Suicide." A song that wants to die and tries everything in it's effort to die.

That's what this song is.

People in the past will die from horror because of this song. Even Hitler himself would reject this song.

I guess Hitler would reject this because back then this type of music didn't even exist.

This song's total would have a different meaning in history - jmepa1234

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3 Baby - Justin Bieber

This song is very repetitive, bland, and, worst of all, LOVED. Half the world LOVES this song! It makes no sense! If this song was released twenty years ago or so, everyone would believe Justin Bieber was the devil! Now everyone worships him as a God! - Alpha101

Not really so unusual.
In the past there have been Fabian, Bobby Sherman, Little Donny Osmond, Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett, etc. , etc. going right up against The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and more, and scoring some pretty good hits on the charts.
As proven by the past, those boy-teen idols fade quickly, but are inevitably replaced by the latest "flavor of the month".
Only Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson managed to evade the teen-idol curse, and Justin Bieber is NO Elvis.

This basically all the bad songs in existence is this list - jmepa1234

4 Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

If someone from the past SAW THIS MUSIC VIDEO, they would faint from the exposure to "Miley Syndrome." - Alpha101

Yeah, gotta agree with Alpha101. If my parents had ever seen this, they would have died... Sooner. - BobG

Oohh you have to vote for this one right now.

Hope she grows her hair back... other than that this is an OK song, but people in the past just wouldn't get it at all.

5 Friday - Rebecca Black

At least this song is inoffensive. Maybe Rebecca could have cut some of the auto tune, and she could have had a good song here. - Turkeyasylum

She really feels the need to let everyone know that it is Friday... - Alpha101

They would just die

6 The Fox - Ylvis

Ok, I must admit, when this song first came out, it was hilarious. I listened to it a few times, laughed, and never listened to it again. It was good. But then EVERYONE started to sing it EVERYDAY for MONTHS! That is when it started to drive me crazy! Same thing with "Roar" from Katy Perry. It is really not a bad song. I do not like it, but I do not hate it either. But when EVERYONE started to sig it, I began to hate it. Songs like this were meant for a few laughs, NOT A MILLION! - Alpha101

I cannot stand this song. When it was new, it was a few months before I heard it, and everyone made fun of me because I never got any of their fox jokes. When I finally did hear it, I instantly wanted to kill everyone who even mentioned foxes. I'd been the butt of a joke, for THIS?!?! - PositronWildhawk

7 Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon

Same thing with "The Fox." Wasn't bad at first, but it got WAY too much publicity, and it instantly turned into a horrible song. - Alpha101

Only listen to this when you're high.

8 Love Me - Lil Wayne

The whole song is basically talking about sex. Would give anyone a heart attack if you saw the music video. - Alpha101

9 Started from the Bottom - Drake

The song is horrible, and what is even worse, Drake didn't even start from the bottom! He was on a T.V. show and made lots of money before he even started rapping! Hypocrite! - Alpha101

10 Wiggle - Jason Derulo

The whole song is talking about, you guessed it, butts. Wow, such a masterpiece! - Alpha101

The Contenders

11 Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse

I think all cannibal corpse songs can cause a heart attack in the past

12 Work from Home - Fifth Harmony
13 Booty - Jennifer Lopez

It is offensive to others when you sing it to them - blst0033

14 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

I don't mind the song itself. the probelm is that this is what is considered a hit nowadays. even worse, the chainsmokers might not realese an album. can you imagine music without albums? the chainsmokers are going to set us down that path - RecklessGreed

15 Mr. Self Destruct - Nine Inch Nails

Imagine playing this in front of people from the 1880s (If that was even possible).

16 Kill You - Eminem

This is quite old. It's in 2000. - AlphaQ

Not really modern, came out in 2000. - froogylowlo

17 Insane - Eminem
18 Make It Rain - Travis Porter
19 Twerkit - Busta Rhymes
20 Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj
21 Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj
22 Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
23 Gucci, Gucci - Kreayshawn

Uhh I don't know whats so bad about this song? Did people in the past generation not have a sense of humor?

24 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
25 I'm Out - Ciara
26 Work - Iggy Azalea
27 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

Why does this stuff get made?

28 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber
29 Tik Tok - Ke$ha

Could you believe this dumbass song sold more copies than ANY Beatles single? That would give everyone in the past massive heart attacks.

30 Umbrella - Rihanna
31 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha
32 Crazy Kids - Ke$ha
33 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas

I don't think people from past would want Fergie's Humps. It's a very nasty song but catchy enough

34 Bitches Love Me - Lil Wayne
35 Man Down - Rihanna
36 Cheers - Rihanna
37 Did It On Em' - Nicki Minaj

They will have a heart attack

38 6 Foot, 7 Foot - Lil Wayne
39 Rack City - Tyga
40 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
41 Scream & Shout - Will.I.Am
42 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz
43 Where Them Girls at - David Guetta
44 Sexy B**** - David Guetta
45 Shots - LMFAO
46 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
47 Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
48 Sorry for Party Rocking - LMFAO
49 Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

Super Bass is torture just like any song by nicki. - Turkeyasylum

50 Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
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